Although most of us don’t want to admit it in public, there’s a good chance we’ve watched an episode or two of either Geordie Shore or Jersey Shore.
Or a season, or every episode, but let’s just move swiftly along and get stuck into this Gumtree advert for a new show.
It comes with the title ‘Hello Cape Town! Casting the Wildest Guys for Reality Programme‘, and I think it’s only fair that I quote some of the advert directly for your enjoyment.
Off we go:
Are you ready for an awesome experience? if you’re all about good music, beautiful people and a kickass time, then this is the invitation you’ve been waiting for!
The company that launched the European phenomenon, Geordie Shore, is about to ignite television again and set it on fire. Whether you’re from a large city or a small town, we’re looking for you.
We are on the hunt for the craziest, loudest, attractive and confident South African men who have been waiting for their chance to show the world how to party, from the morning shot of tequila to the late night sex session.
Partying is a year-round sport and this season we’re going to the party capital and continuing this party in Miami, Florida.
Calling out all the self-proclaimed wild dudes!
Compensation is R 72 100 per week, with an additional R 144 100 when production concludes.
Here’s a picture from an old season of Geordie Shore, just for a peak at the quality of human they’re after:
BOET, do you know how many shots R70k gets you at Toiger Toiger?
None, because the owners had to turf that name after being torn apart on Facebook, but let’s move on and see WHO can apply.
• Must be between 18 – 32 years of age
• Must be comfortable with nudity (Do Not Worry, Will Be Discussed with Further Correspondence)
• Must be a legal S.A. resident to apply
Best trim your downstairs dangly bits, because it seems you’ll be getting out your Johnson.
Does anyone else get the feeling this could be perfect for a certain Instagram celebrity? You know who we’re talking about – Gordon Stevens, BOOM!
It’s also been rumoured that Jozi Shore’s own Anton Taylor could throw his name into the hat – any truth to this my brudda?
Come on champs, step up to the plate and enter this gem. You will need to answer these taxing questions though…
• Describe The Wildest Weekend for Yourself? (Reality or Imaginary)
• Where and How Do You Like To Party? (Vacation Spots, Festivals, Bars, Etc.)
• Why Are You The Best Candidate For This Reality Programme?
Tempting for R72 000 per week, no?
Y’all best read the full advert HERE, then email the required information (no mention of a dick pic being required or whether there will be any ‘roid testing – yet) to SouthAfricaCasting@all3productions.com.
Good luck boet china oke buddy pal my bruddddddas.
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