He came, he ran, and he left behind a broken heart – or at least one we know of.
After photographs of Brazilian student Jady Duarte in bed with Usain Bolt after his 30th birthday celebrations hit the media, she has been very open about the night they spent together.
I wonder just how much money she was paid by The Daily Mail to tell her tale.
Anyways, their session of ‘love making’ started when he showed her his six pack. Yup. Here’s her account of the evening:
He’s dark, tall, muscly – just my type – but there were so many beautiful girls there [at the club] I never imagined I would be the one.
The bodyguard said, “Bolt wants you to come over.’
I didn’t go at first because I was playing hard to get. Most girls would go over there like a shot but I wanted to make him work. When I was waiting in line to pay at the end of the night he sent the bodyguard over again. He said, “Why are you not following him? This is Usain Bolt.”
Finally we were waiting in line for a taxi and he smiled at me and did the famous victory pose so I was in no doubt who he was.
That’s was when I decided it was time to give in to him. He pulled me into the taxi and gave me an incredible kiss.
The most incredible thing about all this is Duarte doesn’t speak a word of English. The two navigated a conversation via Google Translate. Cute.
Then, they had sex.
It was very passionate and hot – we were devouring one another. He has the body of a champion although his male parts do not match – he is just like a regular guy. I was expecting him to be fast but it was actually the slowest sex I’ve ever had. We did it for about 40 minutes then he took a couple of minutes rest before we did it again. He was certainly quick at recovering but we didn’t have sex a third time.
Cool story, bro.
The Daily Mail then took portraits of Duarte in her hometown.
But Bolt’s shameless partying has been widely shared since he left Brazil, jetting off for the high life of London, and Duarte has realised he isn’t going to pluck her from her life of poverty any time soon:
I never imagined that he had a girlfriend or so many women. He’s a great looking guy, a huge star – but he is shameless. It was a good experience and the sex was good but now I just feel like just another one of his girls.
Sorry, chick, those boys are no good.
[source:dailymail]
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