Guys, Bryan Habana Isn’t Dead [Video]

05 May 2017 by Kiernan in Rugby, South Africa, Sport, Video

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One of the funniest things about working for 2OV is when someone doesn’t like a story we’ve written and screams, “FAKE NEWS.”

Hey buddy, just because you don’t like something doesn’t make it fake.

I hate beetroot, yet every day when I wake up there it is, staining things red.

You want actual FAKE NEWS? Check out what a website called the Houston Chronicle had to say about ‘Bok winger Bryan Habana.

Their headline:

And their story:

You can’t copy text from that site, and there’s no way I’m typing that drivel out, but I trust you can make out what’s above.

Side note – if you’re shot in a drive-by shooting, how do you end up strangled to death?

Just how dead is Bryan Habana? Let’s ask the man himself:

I’m all good 👍🏽 pic.twitter.com/c4eTc6mL7H

— Bryan Habana (@BryanHabana) May 4, 2017

Not only is Bryan still chugging along, but he’s also running in 90-metre tries and leaving defenders eating his dust (HERE).

Tsek, FAKE NEWS.

[sources:houstonchron&sport24]

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