I am not the most romantic person in the world, and soppiness tends to make my stomach churn.
Unfortunately I wasn’t given due warning ahead of watching the teaser trailer for Harry & Meghan: A Royal Romance, and I almost lost my breakfast.
Some muesli, yoghurt (full cream) and banana – thanks for asking.
Anyway, brace yourselves for a first look at this utter tripe movie, with a write-up via Huff Post:
Starring Parisa Fitz-Henley as Markle and Murray Fraser as Harry, the trailer offers a glimpse of the couple’s engagement (over a roasted chicken), a trip to what looks like Botswana and, of course, a few cheesy lines of dialogue.
“I don’t need my life to be this perfect royal picture,” Fraser tells the fake version of the “Suits” actress. “I just need you.”
The movie is set to premiere on Sunday, May 13, at 8 p.m. EST, just a few days before the couple’s real royal nuptials take place on Saturday, May 19.
Is there some kind of prize for people who manage to watch neither?
Buckle up, friends:
I’m sorry, but we suffered through that together.
When you consider that these are the same people who made that truly horrendous Oscar Pistorius movie, then maybe we shouldn’t be all that surprised.
[source:huffpost]
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