If you don’t love animals, you’re dead inside, although sometimes that love veers off into unexpected terrain.

Yesterday we looked at a photo project that matched people with the pets they look like. If you look like a poodle, with a dirty beard to boot, please seek help.

We are not here to rain on an artist’s parade, but the idea of putting on performance art for pets does seem like quite a niche market.

Here’s the VICE video description:

Krõõt Jurak and Alex Bailey are on a mission to introduce the animal world to performance art. The pair stages unique shows across Europe for any pet owner who’s willing to have them, where they roll along the floor, wiggle their limbs, and get to know dozens of cats and dogs in the process.

Given that Alex is pretending to be an animal, the bowl cut kinda makes sense.

Do you have to pay extra if you want them to lick their bits? Asking for a friend.

[source:vice]