It’s that time of the year again when ridiculously tall, skinny women take to the runway for the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show.
It’s also the day when we look at some of the creations that adorn these women and wonder if any real human could ever be comfortable wearing them.
Anyway, you aren’t here to read me rambling on about the impracticality of the underwear on display – you’re here for the pictures.
So without further ado, here are some of the weirdest and skimpiest looks on display this year, starting with Angel Bella dressed as a pissed-off swan:
Gigi Hadid dressed as a failed parachute:
Kendall Jenner appropriating Cher’s headdress:
Bella again…
Kendall again in plaid.
More Kendall…there was a lot of Kendall this year.
Adriana Lima and Luke Spiller of The Struts – this, by the way, is the steamy pic referenced in the headline…because there’s steam…geddit?
It’s been a long week.
The Angels…
Here’s Myrthe Bolt being overenthusiastic to compensate for this hideous two-piece. That said, it’s just about the only item on the runway that doesn’t look like its wearer is one wrong move away from death by a thousand cuts.
And finally, the R14 million fantasy bra worn by Elsa Hosk:
Right, enough of that.
Have a happy Friday.
