Every now and again, in the hours after payday, I look at my inflated bank balance and smile.
Then I pay rent, the debit orders go off, and it’s back to square one.
It’s a rather different story at Apple, who, according to the first-quarter earnings announced yesterday, have around $245 billion (R3,3 trillion) in cash on hand.
That’s a pretty tidy nest egg.
Because we like to dabble in the ridiculous, and because somebody at Gizmodo already did all the maths for us, we can look at some of the ridiculous things Apple could buy right now.
Off we go:
No thanks.
Much better. Maybe then Rose would be willing to share that piece of wood with Jack – it was clearly big enough for them both.
Apple is now accepting applications to be the fifth person – just imagine the peace and quiet.
That’s Bezos before he splits his wealth with soon to be ex-wife MacKenzie.
Spend it wisely, Apple.
[source:gizmodo]
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