However you spent Valentine’s Day this past Friday, I hope you had a good time.
Sadly, multi-millionaire Andy Scott didn’t have a great time. He’s lonely and, just like all of us, would really love to have someone to share his summers with, spent sailing around the Mediterranean, and his winters, spent skiing in the Alps.
It’s a tough life, but somebody has to live it.
Andy is single because, as he told The Daily Mail, he’s “married to success”.
Humblebrag aside, he’s put together a list of the characteristics that he’s looking for in a partner:
If you need proof that Andy boxes, here it is:
His list also doesn’t end there. Here are the last two things Andy wants in a wife:
You heard him, princesses – this one isn’t for you. You can also forget about recording that yacht trip on Instagram because point number four clearly states ‘no social media addiction’.
In addition, point number seven says no phones are allowed on the boat – or makeup, so maybe it’s for the best.
You need your ‘face-filter’ (contouring, darling) before you can really make use of that Insta-filter. Everybody knows that.
Andy would prefer his future partner to have money because he believes in a “relationship of equals”.
Describing the problems he has faced when it comes to meeting ‘the one’, Andy said: ‘Finding an equal in a partner becomes tougher as you start to do well.’
‘Your pool of suitable candidates rapidly diminishes and finding that person with financial independence to be able to go sailing at short notice, or spend the summer in the South of France is tough.’
Super tough finding someone who wants to spend summers in the south of France.
Andy’s last girlfriend was Atomic Kitten star Liz McClarnon, but they couldn’t stay together because she didn’t like flying, and Andy obviously has a plane.
“A lot of proud alpha men feel they can’t support another half. Now I feel ready”, says Andy.
Andy owns everything he has ever wanted, including a Rolls Royce, luxury homes in London and the South of France, a classic yacht and powerboat, and even flies his own private plane around Europe.
He decided to put his dating profile on the internet after a hypnotherapy session that reminded him of the inevitable progression of time – “I realised I’m getting old”.
‘The hypnotherapist said, “If you put as much effort into finding a partner as you do at work, you’d probably meet someone”.’
Okay, I’ve reached my limit.
Good luck to you, Andy, and your hypnotherapist, and the woman who “can do it all”.
May you live happily ever after on your yacht, with no internet or phones.
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