David Scott, better known as The Kiffness, made banana bread during lockdown.

We know this because almost everybody who resides in the Southern Suburbs has made banana bread during lockdown, and also because he sang about it in his popular Tubthumping parody, ‘I Get Locked Down’.

Some of his other popular parodies include ‘Quaranqueen‘, ‘The Sound of Sirens‘, and ‘Yesterday‘.

Good work, David.

His appearance on Carte Blanche this past Sunday didn’t involve the baking of goods. Rather, he put on his “Derek Watts pants” and detailed his ongoing struggles with the South African music industry and royalty payments.

He’s far from alone – GoodLuck’s Juliet Harding and Majozi also appear in the segment – and the amount of unpaid royalties has now reached staggering proportions.

Go on, Dave – play us in:

After the show aired, he also shared his five steps to help musicians claim their unpaid SAMRO royalties.

Good luck, musos – you deserve every cent that is owed to you, especially when it comes to the shambolic SABC.

[source:carteblanche]