Complex societies often require their members to take care of the most trivial or incidental tasks. Some of these jobs are sure to blow the minds of unsuspecting members of the public. We have decided to compile a comprehensive list to help you find your actual career aspirations.
1 Pet Mentalist
This very specific, almost magical profession is based on the actual or assumed ability to read the minds of our best friends. It is designed to help owners who are unable to find a common language with their beloved pet. Animal psychologists respond to those vocational competitors speaking of simply establishing the relationship between pets and people by any means possible, regardless of the pet’s species.
Recently, a job offer was posted online for five writers who were willing to write short online casino reviews. The more capable applicants were promised new assignments on a weekly basis. Although the pay is modest, it could provide a decent living for an expat.
3 Professional sleepers
You could actually get paid to have sweet dreams. It could be to test mattresses or be the subject of new scientific research. It could also be a public performance or part of a “big brother style” reality show. Regardless, it’s ridiculous money for a ridiculous job.
4 Baby Name Consultants
This professional will help you find the perfect name for a newborn. He usually masters the various selection criteria (religious, spiritual, astrological, numerical, prophetic, or good wishes), but most importantly, he represents the external authority that will make your mother-in-law accept the unusual name you like so much.
5 Pet Food Tasters
Pet food is usually perfectly compatible with human physiology. Therefore, the least empirical way to test the quality of dog and cat food is for a human to test it and pass judgment on it. As with wine and oil tests, tasters do not necessarily have to swallow the pet food. If you venture into this gourmet territory, you might find that you like the “animal flavor” your best friend has devoured every time you serve it.
6 Santa Claus in Jerusalem
In a city populated exclusively by Palestinians and Israelis, “Santa Claus” is a staple of the Christian holiday. Considering the many religious Catholic and Protestant tourists who visit the Holy Land, impersonating the Christmas symbol is a seasonal, solid job.
7 Dog park and surf instructors
Our four-legged friends can learn the most unusual sports. Like the best artists, however, they need instructors and coaches. This fringe but up-and-coming profession mutates from a true love of these modern sports.
8 Subway Pusher
The populous cities of Asia have incredibly crowded subway lines. Subway pushers are hired by public transport companies in China and Japan to help pack people into train cars. They have to be nimble, physical and able to lead the crowds like a herd.
9 Professional Apologist
Asking forgiveness for a serious or trivial mistake is often a difficult task. Sometimes it is more convenient to hire professional scapegoats. A new wave of professionals is ready to take the blame on your behalf. Avoid hassle and recrimination by saving some of your hard-earned money with a willing scapegoat.
10 Mattress Jumpers
Another category of mattress tester needs to assess the wear and tear that your bed piece will experience over the many years that it will be available to you in the future. This career path requires a lot of physical effort and a sense of checklists and reports.
11 San Diego Weatherman
This West Coast city is better known for being the home of a major American naval base that houses a Pacific war fleet. Yet, it is an American city known for having the best temperate climate in the entire northern continent. The weather here constantly fluctuates between 14 and 23 degrees Celsius. The perennial forecast is “it’s going to be another beautiful sunny day”.
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