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  • 22 Hectares On The Breede River For R6,4m

    24 Mar 2022 by Jasmine Stone in Lifestyle, Property, South Africa
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    [imagesource: Property24]

    Ever heard of Malgas and Infanta?

    The first is a small little town about 30 minutes from Swellendam, and the latter is a fishing village on the banks of the Breede River.

    Between the two you’ll find a 22-hectare farm for sale, where it’s imperative you spend days on the deck looking out over the river and pondering life’s great questions.

    Who are we? Why are we here? Why do our fingers and toes wrinkle during a long bath? This may answer the third of those.

    But back to this farm on the Breede, and you may have gathered from the above waffle that the listing doesn’t give us much to go on.

    The entire Property24 write-up is as follows:

    Beautiful 22ha property on the breede river the property is between Malgas and Infanta great place for a family holiday only 220km from Cape Town ideal for a weekend get a way of relaxing and fishing in the Breede river.

    Nice spaces home with magnificent views of the Breede river .

    A must see not many of this these of properties available.

    I guess punctuation and spellcheck aren’t important when you’re selling the view:

    As for the interior, an estate agent might call it ‘homely’.

    There are five bedrooms and a built-in braai:

    A bar – now we’re talking. The clock appears to have struck 4PM so no excuse not to crack a cold one.

    Then plonk yourself down here and solve the world’s problems:

    Well done.

    I’m proud of you.

    That’s about all I can spin out of this listing.

    [source:property24]

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