Musk Reportedly Shoved US Treasury Secretary ‘Like A Rugby Player’ During White House Brawl
While hurling insults at one another, Bessent called Musk “a fraud” for not uncovering the much-hyped $1 trillion wasteful expenditure with DOGE, which got Elon into Springbok mode.
Oh Dear.. A Guy Proposed At The Comrades And She Said…
Public proposals are always a gamble. When they work, it’s pure magic; when they don’t, you just hope there isn’t a live camera crew circling you.
Rise Of The Robo-D: Porn Stars Are Quietly Getting Cyborg Upgrades
Forget Viagra – male performers are getting surgical implants for endurance, and according to insiders, “so many guys in porn have mechanical d***s.”
Israel Spins The Optics After Seizing Gaza-Bound Aid Ship Carrying Greta Thunberg And Fellow Activists
Because nothing says “security threat” like a Nobel Peace Prize nominee and a cargo of baby formula, food and medical supplies.
King Charles’ Cancer Deemed Incurable – Cue The Speculation And Family Drama
“Die with cancer, not of it”, was the chilling prognosis that’s reigniting royal anxieties.
Cape Town Runner Who Went Missing During Comrades Marathon Found Alive
The Cape Town local disappeared after she was believed to have completed the race in Durban yesterday
All Of Downtown Los Angeles Declared An “Unlawful Assembly” Area After Protests Against ICE Erupt [Video]
Things are not looking SO GREAT!!! in Los Angeles at the moment.
Snow-Capped Peaks And Sky-High Views – Don’t Miss This Air Du Cap Seasonal Exclusive
Snow doesn’t wait, and neither should you.
Jared Leto Hit With More Inappropriate Underage Claims In New Exposé
[Image: GoodFon] Well, buckle up, Hollywood’s resident vampire-in-leather-pants, Jared Leto, is back in the headlines, and not for his method acting or questionable fashion choices. A brand-new exposé just dropped, and it’s accusing the Requiem for a Dream star of something far darker than his usual eyeliner-clad weirdness: allegedly preying on underage girls for over […]
Helen Zille Considers A Run For Joburg Mayor
Whether you like her or not, there is no denying that Cape Town and the Western Cape’s successes are very much the result of the Helen Zille era.
Western Cape Restaurant Grilled With R750K In Damages After Customer Finds Needle In Burger
Lesson learned: if you’re running a restaurant, make sure your burgers come with toppings, not tools.
Sinner’s French Open Post-Match Press Conference Might Bring A Tear To Your Eye
Sinner, bidding for a maiden Roland Garros triumph, was denied his third successive major after the gruelling, gritty and glorious encounter.
Monday Morning Spice
Magnus Carlsen has the final say, Alcaraz stuns Sinner in extraordinary French Open final, Cape Town budget backlash continues, Pentagon secretly planted Area 51 UFO conspiracy theory, and Trump deploys hundreds of National Guard troops in LA.