But seriously. He is more groomed than I am this morning (who blow dries their hair in summer, honestly?).
Let us highlight what Bruce is donning:
Hair in cute pony tail through cap? Tick
Glowing skin? Tick
French manicure? Tick
Diamond earrings? Tick
Just have a look.
Oh, I know what you’re thinking. French mani?? On Bruce? Here’s the proof (and look at that weirdly long pinkie fingernail?).
P.S. This is what Bruce used to look like, back when he was still decathloning for America.
I know. He loves his long hair.
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