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Here We Go – Krejcir Is ‘FURIOUS’ With Oscar Pistorius

Just as Oscar Pistorous’ dream of being close buddies with a real underworld figure were coming true, he made an error. Now Krejcir is furious. See you in the showers, Oscar..
Watch This Elephant Deal With A Pride Of Lions [Video]

Check how this crazy elephant manages to kick a lioness in the face, and shrug off the remaining thirteen to make the great escape.
“Zuma Is A Criminal” – Chaos Erupts In Parliament [Video]

The people who are trying to run our country had a progress filled day in the National Assembly yesterday. The first part of the morning was an argument, and then police had to be called in…
Wow, Taylor Swift Makes TIME Magazine Cover [Image + Interview]

Taylor Swift has been making waves in the music industry and in her hair for years now. Finally, she can push aside worrying if she is a success – she’s on the cover of Time magazine.
Jennifer Lawrence Sings And Walks Out On Letterman [Video]

This girl manages to entertain us endlessly, be it on the red carpet, on the Oscars’ stage , or on a TV talk show. She is real and natural and full of fun and humour. Now, bring on the Hunger Games.
This Is Why Men Harass Woman On The Street

Ah, cat calling. Nothing makes us ladies feel quite so special as being whistled at. Especially when we’re alone. We love that. It doesn’t make us feel awkward at all.
‘Unremarkable’ English Town – Basingstoke – Gets Its Own Video Game

The English city of Basingstoke is really going to become an internationally recognised place after this video game hits stores.
FACT: There Are More Germs On Your Desk Than In The Office Bathroom

All of us are aware of the little microscopic germs out there, but do you really believe they are there even if you can’t see them…Check this out.
There’s A Tiger On The Loose Near Paris And Disneyland [Video]

In a scene that can only be described as something from the film Madagascar, a tiger is wandering the streets of a French town, possibly in search of penguins to help it get back to Asia.
Tina Fey Has Final Word On Kim Kardashian’s Butt

Tina Fey is always funny. I find her entertaining and insightful, and she certainly has some good words to say regarding Kim K’s Paper cover this week…
This Is Why The US Will Struggle To Catch The ISIS Leader

Whilst the major ISIS headlines have slowed down a bit, the group is still out there, outsmarting and outwitting the US. They could almost turn this into a game of Survivor… Let’s see who outplays whom.
Put A Pause Into Your Body’s Ageing Process

There’s nothing worse than when your body is doing something (be it as simple as a headache or nausea) and there’s nothing you can do. Your body is your temple, and you should treat it as such, but you should keep yourself sane at the same time…
Ex Marketing Director Of Red Bull SA Publishes Fantasy Novel – Book Signing This Weekend

This South African marketing guru has taken to the idea of following his dreams and writing his first book – and it’s not about marketing. Enter “Return To Lemuria”, a new fantasy novel for the summer.
“Who The Hell Are You Talking To?” Watch Parliament’s Deputy Speaker Completely Balls It Up [Video]

When in the National Assembly, it seems participants should be reduced to school children and have to hold the “talking stick”. Also, language should be kept to a respectful level.
This Is Awesome – Oscar And Krejcir Are Training Together

Oscar’s dreams of hanging with gangsters have come true. He’s now training alongside Czech fugitive, Radovan Krejcir. Nice one, my boet!
This Is How That Mall Fist Fight Started

After what happened, these two men should be made to go on a picnic together and play board games and do calming origami. Then they should hug it out.
Maths Explains Why Hipsters All Eventually Synchronise

Science can explain a lot of things – the weather, space, evolution. It can also explain why hipsters, when trying to be a group of nonconformists, all look EXACTLY the same.
New Smartphone Camera Lens Let’s You Check If That Louis Vuitton Bag Is Real

There’s nothing worse than being in Bangkok and you don’t know if the Prado/Pradi purse you’re holding is real or faux. OK, fine, but when the counterfeiters are smarter and don’t make spelling errors? Then what?
Interesting Interview With James Deen – The World’s Favourite Male Porn Star

A very interesting interview with gentleman, politician, libertarian and all around good guy (did I mention porn star?) James Deen.
Watch This Guy Jump From His Boat Onto A Shark [Video]

Silly rabbit. Who would want to jump onto a shark? What if Sharky Shark chose fight instead of flight? Though I would not have blamed it.
Remember This Long Island House From The Godfather? It’s For Sale

The Godfather is one of the most iconic films of all time. Everyone has seen it, and thus you should recognise this house – it’s where Vito Corleone had his lair.
R1k Could Get you A Nike+ Sports Watch This Weekend

Not only can you win a Nike+ Sports watch this weekend, you can also win some moola, whilst watch the sports this weekend. Lekker.
Here Are Up-Close Photos Of The Comet Taken By Rosetta Spacecraft

A lot of planning goes in to landing something on a moving object. Now picture it being 317 million miles away, and doing it by remote. Anyway, they nailed it.
BREAKING: Jen Forgives Brad And Angelina

Yes indeed – it’s a slow news day! I must say I have always been team Jen. It was never going to be team Ange after Brad appeared on the yam episode of Friends.
Japan Has A Problem With Smartphone Zombies – Surely Cape Town Is Next?

Never mind the world being taken over my the zombie apocalypse, it’s mobile phones we need to worry about. Mine reminds me of everything, spells for me, takes me places. Long live the smartphone.
Door Opens In Mid-Air With Bono On Board

Bono must have thought he was on a new series of Punked when they found out that half of his jet and falling off during the flight. #funtimes
This Is Why Vespa Will Always Be Timeless

Sometimes, you don’t think that something can get better than it already is. Well, often it can. Imagine giving your old Vespa a facelift so that she looks brand new again. It can be done.
Local Company Has Brilliant Invention To Keep Sharks At Bay

I got asked last night if I like to surf. I blamed that I don’t because the water in Cape Town is far too cold (which it is). The real reason? Those pesky little creatures from Jaws. NOT a fan.
Kim Also Went Full Frontal In That New Oily Shoot

Thank god Kim is only covered in oil and not glitter and feathers also. Although that would have looked kinda cool. Anyway, here she is, in all her glory. ALL of it.