“DARNELL INTERNATIONAL” SLAPS US WITH A LAWYER’S LETTER
Quite happy to have their two cents featured in the comments section of the “defamatory” articles we wrote, Darnell International have involved their lawyers and are now demanding that the articles (here and here) be taken down. Here is the letter from Darnell’s lawyers: Click image to enlarge letter The fact that it is number […]
SHOW YOUR TUNO MAYO SOME RESPECT, WITH NOMU SPICE!
It’s not often that I give away trade secrets on how to be an awesome individual. But when I see the lack of knowledge resulting in pain for you, my treasured 2oceansvibers, then I realise that I have an obligation to tell you. Take for instance my special tuna mayonnaise that I make The Dude […]
DAVID GRIER KEEPS PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES
My buddy David Grier is in the mix again – and this time is slightly different to his earlier vibes, when he completed the first ever joint continuous run of the Great Wall of China, some 4000km in 98 days. Ja, I thought that might refresh your memory! So check this out – he’s taking […]
DEFENDING CHAMPIONS, ITALY, UNVEIL THEIR WORLD CUP KIT
Well we’ve hit the 100 day mark, before the 2010 World Cup kicks off in South Africa. There is so much to look forward to and we, here at 2oceansvibe, are electric with antipasta anticipation! Sorry, I was in Italiano mode back there, because I’ve managed to get my grubby little paws on these shots […]
Sports Wrap with Chowgaps + Tv Times
Remember when you were a kid, and all you wanted to be when you grew up was Tiger Woods!? He was loaded, had a Scandinavian wife and ate salmon off Angelina Jolie for breakfast. He was the American Dream. Well, it seems those days are gone. (Even though some would argue that there are a […]
Sports Wrap with Chowgaps + TV Times
I’m writing from a Vida e Café. I feel like an overpaid Generations actor that drives a mini-cooper. It feels nice. So, after some great suggestions and plenty of foraging, I’ve managed to put together the first five, of what will finally become the inaugural, proudly South African, SAWAG Top 10. Now, when I read that […]
Sports Wrap with Chowgaps + TV Times
Jumping jellyfish! Bafana Bafana have just won two games in one week! Sure, it was only Swaziland and Zimbabwe, but it’s a start. It’s like a heated game of Risk – you need to get people on Papua New Guinea and conquer the small countries before you can win. With only 132 days, 17 hours […]
SETTING GOALS – GETTING THEM RELEASED ON FACEBOOK
They say it’s important to write your goals down – then they become more real and more attainable. Whilst this may be good in a business sense, some lists should perhaps never be written down. Take, for example, the case of Chris and Katie, the Asian kids whose sibling rivalry spun out of control. Read […]
THE FUNNIEST FACEBOOK SCREENSHOT I’VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME
Nothing needs to be said. You’ll get the vibe as you read it. Just hold onto your seat – it’s toooo special! I just LOVED the comeback! No, I was JOKING!! Pick up the phone.. Brilliant! *cough* …evil, twisted cow. [thanks marcus]
Sports Wrap with Chowgaps + TV Times
I finally grew tired of pimple-faced teenagers pestering me about why I hadn’t joined Twitface yet. So yesterday I sat down and opened my MyTube web browser and decided it was time to hunker down for a month to learn how to work this seemingly silly but – according to my Google machine – financially […]
Sports Wrap with Chowgaps + TV Times
I’ve always got time for has-been seasoned professionals of the game. It’s those conversations that start with ‘I remember the time’ that trigger something in my brain which puts me into nostalgia mode. That’s the mode where the little leprechauns in my head pull up small ottomans closer to their leprechaun-sized couches and kick back […]
THE 2OCEANSVIBE DVD IS OUT!! BUY YOURS ONLINE NOW!!
I know what you’re thinking. How can it get to this level? It’s quite silly, really – it’s like we’re playing this game on “easy” mode.. Behold, the ULTIMATE Christmas gift.. Due to the overwhelming amount of awesome videos on 2oceansvibe, you can’t be expected to watch it all – and let’s face it, not […]
Sports Wrap with Chowgaps + TV Times
I’m not usually one for getting star struck, but even I rolled out of bed this morning, irrigated the Gobi desert in my mouth, and rang myself to call in sick with football fever. It’s the 2010 World Cup draw tonight and the last time I was this excited was when I realised a mince […]
Sports Wrap with Chowgaps + TV Times
So the Boks are taking on Ireland at Croke Park. If we lose on Saturday – of course, I hope we don’t – but if we do, I would like to take this opportunity to prepare all South Africans for the next wave of entertaining Sunday morning headlines, right out of the top drawer. I […]
PICK N PAY SELLING ASS FLAVOURED HOT DRINKS
It’s no surprise that the ass flavoured food craze has entered the beverage market, what with the success of the likes of Spar’s ass rolls and Woolworths’s quiche ass. Although, to be honest, I didn’t imagine the rare niche flavour to enter the highly competitive HOT beverage market! Going head to head with coffee it […]
CAPE TOWN’S MABU VINYL HAS A GO AT KEVIN PIETERSEN
If there weren’t enough reasons for you to love Mabu Vinyl (2oceansvibe’s vinyl store of choice), this may well be what you’re looking for. Spotted in their window over the last week: Spotted in Mabu Vinyl’s shop window.. Enjoy the “Dickhead” sign above the book You simply CANNOT put a price on that kind of […]
ASS CUPS HIT HERMANUS
We’ve covered the phenomenon of “ASS” flavoured foods on 2oceansvibe for quite some time ( see Spar’s ass rolls here, Pick n Pay’s parmalat ass here, Woolworths quiche ass here). I’m pleased to say that the acquired taste of ass in foods is spreading up the coast, having now hit the Spar in Hermanus. Excellent! […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
“Oasis of the Seas” The world’s largest cruise ship has arrived.. Oasis of the Seas: The world’s largest cruise ship has arrived – It towers 20 storeys over the waves and stretches 1,187ft from bow to stern. When you board, the most impressive aspect is probably the width of the ship – at 208ft, Oasis […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
Behati Prinsloo goofin’ around earlier this week in New York Citay Latest Victoria’s Secret Angel is Namibian born Behati Prinsloo – And she was discovered in Cape Town! Not bad, considering fellow Victoria’s Secret angel is Cape Town’s own Candice Swanepoel! [infdaily] Luxury4Less “VIP Shopping Club” Gets Into Summer with more silly discounts, including 45% […]
THESE ARE THEM – THE RAY BAN ‘RARE PRINTS’ – AVAILABLE AT SUNGLASS HUT
Besides mothers bringing their sick children up to me to be healed, along with the usual models and hipsters looking for a slap-snap-and-fisty, I also get a lot of compliments. You know, out on the street. “God, Seth, you’re so awesome!” “Hey, thanks my china..” “Nice shoes, Seth!” “Hey, shot, Leeroy!” [followed by slap, snap […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
Trailer for Tom Fords new film “A Single Man” Tom Ford’s Directorial Debut – How could Ford, who had pulled off one of the greatest fashion reinventions in history with Gucci possibly do it again, in a totally new and notoriously difficult medium such as film. Most people regarded Ford’s move into film as a […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
Victoria’s Secret Bra Claims To Boost Bust Two Sizes – This latest spot was directed by Michael Bay (Transformers/The Rock/Bad Boys). The Angels featured in the above video are Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie whiteley Huntington, Doutzen Kroes and our very own Candice Swanepoel. Follow link for making of and more info [chrisrawlinson] […]
Sports Wrap With Chowgaps 6 + TV Times
So, Joost is releasing a book and everyone’s upset. I don’t get it? I also don’t get why SuperSport gave him the boot? Sure, he cocked up. (Pun intended.) Sure, he’s now capitalising on it. Sure, he’s climbing the SA fame-and-riches ladder and has probably just pipped Steve Hofmeyer from the 16th spot… But keep […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
Dubai, from the sky What Will Come Of Brand Dubai? – Much has been said about the state of Dubai since its lightning speed of development almost ground to a halt, thanks to the global financial crisis. What, everyone is wondering, will come of Brand Dubai? The Cool Hunter Platinum team has visited Dubai regularly […]
Sports Wrap with Chowgaps 5 + TV Times
So, apparently cheating is still rife in the sporting world. Well that’s according to Victor Conte. He’s the guy who co-developed a fancy steroid and then fed it to pro baseballers in tight peddle-pushers and motorcycle helmets that only covered one ear. It was quite ingenious really. You see, he would feed it to a […]
FILL UP MY CUP, MAZELTOV! – CHALLAH CLOTHING HITS THE NET
I don’t know about you, but I’ve just ordered this T-shirt “online” : That’s just how I’m rolling at the moment. And that’s exactly how they ALWAYS roll at “Challah Clothing ,” which is an online T-shirt shop.. You seem confused? Perfectly understandable. Their About Us section of the website explains: Challah Clothing was founded […]
GOOD MORNING HEADLINES
Candice Swanepoel is a Victoria’s Secret angel – She was spotted by a model scout in a flea market at age 15. By age 16, the gorgeous angel was earning 5,000 Euros or R40,000 for a day’s work. Where is she from, you ask? Oh, just Mooi River, Kwazulu Natal! More pics.. [theblemish] Shooter at […]
MOMBASA CAFE CAVENDISH SQUARE BITES BACK
I wrote an article over a year ago about my experience at Mombasa Cafe , Cavendish Square, Claremont, Cape Town. I was moaning about the convenient joys of them being constantly empty, as well as the fact tat they did not serve Tabasco sauce (a big “no-no” as we know). Mombasa Cafe – Cavendish Square […]
BOSCHENDAL GRANDE CUVEE BRUT ENTERS THE FRAY
It’s with great ease that they do, because Boschendal Grande Cuvee Brut (lest we forget the Le Grand Pavillon Brut Rosé) has very recently become the sparkling wine of choice for 2oceansvibe. Hardened 2oceansvibers out there will know what it takes to get the nod as a 2oceansvibe brand and, make no mistake, this premium […]
TODAY’S SAFE HOUSE WEATHER VIDEO FILMED ON MY NEW IPHONE 3GS
I did the right thing and got the new iPhone 3Gs from www.digicape.co.za. Look I’ll be honest, it’s fucking amazing. Then, do you know what I did with it this morning? I’ll tell you what I did with it this morning.. I used this beast of a phone and I shot a video of the […]