As I’ve said in a multitude of previous posts, there are various famous people that you can follow on Twitter. One of them is Ashton Kutcher. I don’t follow Ashton because I’m a fan of his. I follow him because I’ve been waiting for him to do something like this: Ashton Kutcher tweets a […]
Coming from a religious music and conservative background, this recent shot of Katy Perry is quite surprising. But then one remembers her latest global pop hit “I kissed a girl, and I liked it” and it sits a little better.. Katy Perry Very mellow.. The guy behind her seems to be enjoying it..
Those of you in Durbs who aren’t wetting themselves with excitement, are advised to tell their parents the news – South Africa’s number 1 rock band back in the 70’s and 80’s, McCully Workshop , are coming to Durban! Show them this album cover and I can almost guarantee they’ll be moved to tears. […]
It’s been a number of years since Charles Manson (not to be confused with Charles Bronson, who is awesome) was in the headlines for brainwashing his crew (The “Manson Family”) and instigating a killing spree in 1969, which included the death of Sharon Tate, the wife of movie director, Roman Polanski. Charles Manson 18, […]
Playing “Home Wrecker.” The sound is appalling, but you need to see the vibe – 5,000 poeple, Sunday night at Kirstenbosch, angels EVERYWHERE! Two words – Sic k! [thanks charl]
Bad luck to those who didn’t win (50 entered, all-in-all, in 3 hours), but there could only be five winners of a pair of tickets each. The following people should check their email boxes shortly, which will give them instructions on how to gain access the live Goldfish concert at the Spier ampitheatre TONIGHT!! (It’s […]
I bought Lily Allen ‘s new album, It’s not me, it’s you on iTunes (linked to an overseas credit card) while I was in Plett this weekend. We played it in the car on the way back and, I gotta say it, I dig it. I hereby declare Lily Allen “cool.” Some of the guys […]
Ex-Spingbok captain and 2oceansvibe character (The Character Formerly known as The Loose Forward), Bob Skinstad has taken a step forward into the wired world and, following a brief lesson, is now officially TWITTING ! God knows what the future of Twitter holds for all of us! A stunningly cheesy recent shoot for Best Life […]
Hmm, I see 2oceansvibe regular highlight (here and here), Lyndall Jarvis, has hit the cover of the latest FHM. Good work, Jarvis! Jarvis hits FHM!In stores NOW! I had a little peep and I’m absolutely FINE with the spread! So, if you want to see Lyndall Jarvis in her underwear, I’d advise you […]
I ballsed it up the other day when I said that Goldfish were playing at Spier. They weren’t. I got the weekends mixed up and they are actually playing at Spier (in the amphitheatre no less – QUITE an affair, I am told!) THIS weekend. I’m going on Saturday night and STRONGLY advise you to […]
Those of you who know and appreciate Eddie Izzard will be very pleased to hear that he is on Twitter. This announcement comes only a week after I told you that Christopher Walken is also on Twitter and twits (tweets? twats?) the most hilarious tweets (twats?) on a daily basis. Eddie Izzard is on Twitter […]
And here she is. No pics with Chris Brown yet and no signs of bruising. Good show. Riahanna – lookin’ good Check out the glove vibe she’s going for there. What do you think? I ran it by The Muse and we’re both FINE with it.
Six women were injured and three people were arrested, following a mob stampede at the “open call” auditions for the latest season of the Tyra Banks hosted reality show, America’s Next Top Model. Video further down.. Beautiful chaos Apparently there were fears of a fire/bomb, as a car pulled up next to the […]
If I wasn’t in Plett.. Yup, that’s where I am, friends. There were no planes to be had and I found myself driving to Plett for the first time in years. With The Insurance Broker , no less. Good times. And I’m happy to report they are widening that part of the road that goes […]
One of the funnier things I have ever witnessed. Paris Hilton posing with a parrot Hahahahaha! Fuck she cracks me up! And what’s more, the parrot is rolling its eyes.
I am very pleased to announce that Rob Lowe lookalike, Christopher Walken, is on Twitter. Christopher Walken A smattering of genius He writes about one a day in the evening and it’s nearly always hilarious. Lemmie show you a few: “I would like to see someone land a train in the Hudson.” “I asked kids […]
Well hello darlin’ Bar RafaeliKilling it. Not to be mistaken for our local Raphaely girls. Whilst equally as hot, their surname is spelt slightly differently.
Good morning, friends! Hope you’re having a beautiful morning. Chat again shortly.
I remind you that, although potentially risky due to her young age and gawkiness at the time, I claimed Dakota Fanning just under a month ago. It looks like it’s turning out less risky as each day passes. I thought I’d keep you up to date on how she is coming along. Dakota Fanning […]
It’s been a year since New York Governer, Eliot Spitzer slipped into a personal and professional media nightmare, after being caught banging a call girl. Ashley Dupre, to be exact. You, me and Dupre.. With the internet, tabloids and big bucks ruling the day, and various incarcerated madams choosing to release their confidentaial […]
So Britney Spears is currently chilling in Miami, as she continues her latest “Circus” live tour. I am happy to report that she is looking ok in a bikini and here are the pics to prove it. Hmm..ok..fine.. It’ll do..I suppose.. Although clenching is cheating. She is definitely clenching her nought in […]
Here it is people. The Joost van der Westhuizen sex tape. Brought to you by Heat Magazine. Click image to see sex tape or go to joostsextape.co.za www.joostsextape.co.za
WARNING**DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE FIRST PART – THAT WOULDN’T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL** First part is the article UNDER this article. See you shortly.. Welcome to part 2 (of 2) of the 2oceansvibe TV Show EPISODE 1. Featuring none other than Titanic, Dead Calm and Back to the Future […]
Welcome to the very first online 2oceansvibe TV Show, featuring Titanic and Back to the Future star, Billy Zane . This is a new show and will be evolving as we create new episodes. Essentially, it is 2oceansvibe on TV, and will highlight all the cool things about Cape Town and the world beyond. We’ve […]
I hadn’t taken out a DVD for a while and popped into DVD Nouveau (where else) on Sunday. I got Step Brothers with Will Farrell (6/10 – you can skip that one) and Dead Calm with Billy Zane (it was the right thing to do – and it was good – get it). Although I […]
Whilst we don’t delve deep into religion on 2oceansvibe, I do feel I need to report on this. Snoop Dee Oh double Gee This, from UK Guardian: Rapper Snoop Dogg surprised fans and reporters alike this weekend by revealing he has joined the Nation of Islam. Speaking at the religious group’s Saviours’ […]
I really am in another world today so you must please excuse me. The lack of news that tweaks me is quite staggering. Unless of course you include what happened to me an hour ago. I’m talking specifically about the debilitating pain than runs down ones entire body waiting in the queue at the BP […]
Rihanna and Chris Brown got together again at Puff Daddy ‘s mansion – apparently meeting there to reconcile. Brown dropped to his knee, they called in a priest and the rest is history. Although, I’m doubting that will be the end of it. Or the start. Rihanna and Chris Brown This, from Star […]
Ok, here it is.. Miranda Kerr That’s what I’m talking about.
So The Advertising Guy has Kia cars as one of his clients in the US (based in L.A. baby!). He got in touch with me and said he was looking for a sick tune for a new ad he was doing for Kia. Goldfish came up during the conversation and I said I’d take care […]