It’s good that Elle magazine do this, because Adriana Lima is a 10 out of 10 smoker. I claimed her quite a few years ago, just before she became a Victoria’s Secret model. It’s nice to bask in one’s glory. “Seriously babe, you look fine in that. The invite said semi-casual” Warming down is […]
You should be pretty up to date now on where we are. If you’re not, I would advise following these links as I give them to you. I was flipping through my satellite TV a few days back and caught 5 minutes of the Idols highlights channel, testing to see if such a short spurt […]
Ok girls, I thought you would enjoy this pic taken by the New York Times; Robert Downey Junior at 43. He’ll be 44 in April, by the way. He is what is called a “dingo” – the male version of a “cougar.” I swear to God, that’s what they call them. You can CLICK HERE […]
Chris Brown, Umbrella star Rihanna’s boyfriend, klapped her after a pre-Grammy party. He subsequently turned himself in and was arrested. They did not attend the Grammy’s, even though they were both due to perform. Rihanna and her boyfriend, Chris Brown This, from The Times: R&B singer Chris Brown failed to turn up […]
On the cover of the latest Italian Elle Magazine. Gisele BundchenVery easy on the eye And on we go!
Not since Alec Baldwin’s voicemail to his daughter have I been so impressed by the level of anger displayed by a Hollywood star. For a guy who nailed the character of my hero Patrick Bateman (in the film American Psycho) so beautifully, I almost expect Christian Bale to lose his mind from time to time […]
Here’s a recent pic of Britney Spears at the dance studio. It’s a VAST improvement from her previous vibe which left a lot to be desired. Britters – you may perve her again You see? It’s not JUST diet – you gotta get out there, girl! You gotta pound the pavement! Stop being such […]
I was watching the Durban auditions of Idols last night on channel 198 and the farce seems to be going ahead for this, the fifth (God help us all) season. And whilst you might not remember who won last year’s competition, you needn’t worry as it looks like they’re finally closing up shop. Dave Thompson […]
I was cruising around Jalopnik the other day and found a list of various celebrities and the cars they drive. Judging by how bored you are, I thought you might enjoy! Click each celebrity below hard in the face to reveal a picture of them with their car. I must say, Nic Cage and Simon […]
I’ve mentioned Louis Theroux to you before. Do you remember? Probably not. I mentioned that his documentary series was available at DVD Nouveau . I also told you about the white supremacist racists that he spent some time with. This included living with the gorgeous blonde monsters, Lynx and Lamb. For those of you aware […]
I’m bringing back Aerosmith at the moment, so I hope you’re all cool with that? ‘cos everyone will be playing it again within the next two weeks and you should get used to it. I’ve got Janie’s Got a Gun blaring full tilt in The Safe House right now as I type this. Seriously, YOU […]
Look really carefully and you’ll see Lindsay Lohan in this picture. Lohan – emaciated That’s too thin, girls. Now I know we don’t want to look like a tuckbox, but you have to find a middle ground. We’re not asking for too much. Honestly. You know, even THIS is fine!
Jeeper Hudders! I remember a time when I perved Jessica Simpson. Simpson Chew you food properly, girl.
If you missed the first season then you’ve made a fundamental mistake. It’s available at DVD Nouveau (they are Cape Town’s best DVD rental store and have virtually every series. Ever. In the World), so you can sort that out quick quick. So Season 2 of Californication has started on MNET. It’s on Tuesdays at […]
When you’re in the industry that I’m in, which I refer to as “God knows what,” you develop all sorts of systems. Systems that allow you to write articles to be published if and when you feel like it, as well as systems that store information to be used at a later stage. For the […]
I’m sure a lot of my gorgeous readers out there have missed the news about South African cricketer, AB de Villiers , releasing a pop song. Were you aware? Not? Ok, it’s quite important that you see this. It’s a pearler.. You might want to check that out again. You don’t have to […]
Oh Lordi, the overseas press are AWASH with news and sightings of Britney’s ex, Kevin Federline with his new los. (International readers should know that “los” is Afrikaans for girlfriend/slag). Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince TMZ had this to say: Kevin Federline’s new chick isn’t low rent — she’s no rent — […]
I told you yesterday about the identity of “The Stig” on Top Gear (turns out there was more than one Stig, btw) and at the end of the article I said the following: It reminds me of a few years back when I finally let the cat out of the bag that I was “Woofles†[…]
A couple months back I told you about Taxijam, the incredible new underground music video concept featuring artists playing in the back of a local taxi. Started by 2oceansvibe Character The Film Guy (Richard) and his cousin Simon, it’s gaining rapid momentum and has featured the likes of 2oceansvibe’s favourite The Dirty Skirts and our […]
Shame, this is particularly emboerrissing, as we watch some video clips of Walk the Line star, Joaquin Phoenix making his musical debut Friday night at Vegas night club LAVO as a homeless rapper. Radical shit This, from thesuperficial: The Oscar nominee jumped around the stage while performing/smoking for a perplexed crowd who […]
This article will be very short and sweet. Yet fat. I just wanted to show you this. Kim Kardashian and her bum negotiate a doorway Try throw that shit around me. See how far you get.
Top Gear fans out there will be excited about this, and a bit sad, I suppose. Much like the neighbour in the Tim Allen “vehicle,” Home Improvement, the test driver featured on the hit TV show, Top Gear, has managed to keep his identity secret. Until now.. The Stig This, from Daily Mail: […]
You know sometimes when someone says something and a few days later something very similar happens? Ja, well anyway, I call it a “premonition.” People then also sometimes spice it a bit and stretch the amazingness of the particular premonition by clutching onto what we in the industry refer to as “fuck all.” Like someone […]
Before we chat about that, I thought I should just mention that this year’s Coke Fest (now called CokeZero Fest ’09) is featuring Oasis as its headline act. That’s right. You heard it here first. Other bands on the bill at this stage include Snow Patrol…and the Dirty Skirts. I know. Pretty rad. Now check […]
Paris Hilton visited the Sundance Film Festival this weekend, and did some strutting around, for you. Enjoy that guy in the backgroundDo you mind if he looks after your kids tonight? I like what she’s done with the kitty cat face sewn-in on the hat and gloves. Pretty cute. Obviously it would have been […]
You’ll remember around October last year when Posh managed to nail a multi-million dollar campaign for Emporio Armani women’s underwear. So anyway, the first of those ads have started to appear in the states. I thought you might enjoy these: Underwear, high-heels, rug, in the sun I’m fine with that Slightly angry – primed […]
It’s not often the energies of the universe pull together to give us things like this. Scott Macintrye is a contestant on the latest American Idol which is on at the moment. Scott Macintrye is blind. Ryan Seacrest is the host of American Idol and is therefore fully aware that Scott is blind. That’s why […]
It would be somewhat out of line not to mention some of the angels on display at last Saturday’s 148th running of the Queen’s Plate. Slightly off the mark in black, rather than blue and white, the ever stylish Gina Athens did particularly well with this short knitted dress. Hat and shades combo also gets […]
No first fortnight of any year would be complete without a stunning pic of Scarlett Johansson. This time on the cover of the latest Harper’s Bazaar. Looking good, my angel. Looking good.. Johansson Absolutely nothing wrong with that. Here’s a snippet from the article. On a rainy afternoon in November, Scarlett Johansson […]