Shock Decision – Paul The Octopus Picks Spain Paul The Octopus STUNS Germany And Picks Spain To Win Semifinals – Paul, a brilliant German octopus, has impressed fans worldwide with his uncanny ability to correctly predict the outcome of Germany’s World Cup games. Most recently, the omniscient octopus selected the Germans to beat favored Argentina. […]
Anna Chapman – The spy who loved you Extremely Hot Russian Spy Joined Mile-High Club – Finally we get the confirmation that we were waiting for. According to her ex-husband, Anna Chapman, the extremely hot Russian spy who surfaced in New York, was incredible in bed. This latest top-secret intelligence also confirms that she joined […]
Rafa Takes Wimbledon Nadal Wins Wimbledon – Well the poms will be horrified that Andy Murray didn’t win. They had better start putting pressure on him for next year’s Wimbledon ASAP! God forbid they don’t jinx him like they do every one of their sportsmen (I know – he’s Scottish – the irony etc.). The […]
A Recent Naomi Campbell Interview. She flips when diamonds are discussed.. War Crimes Court Orders Naomi Campbell To Testify – A war crimes tribunal served a subpoena on evil supermodel Naomi Campbell Thursday, ordering her to testify in the trial of former Liberian President Charles Taylor. Prosecutors asked the court in May to order the […]
Andy Roddick’s babe, Brooklyn Decker The Wimbledon Players’ Box – Off the court, the world’s best tennis players spend as much time playing, er, mixed doubles as anyone else. As Wimbledon action gets under way this week, VF.com takes a look at 15 tennis wives and girlfriends past and present who have made the courtside […]
Cape Town Woman Blows Too Hard – Any sexual innuendos in that headline were purely coincidental, as we learn about Yvonne, the Cape Town woman who got too keen with her Vuvuzela and ended up rupturing her throat. “Ripping her windpipe” is how they also described it. Check her pic out after the jump. I […]
Angelina Jolie To Play Cleopatra – Claudette Colbert was divine as Cleopatra in 1934, but nothing can top Liz Taylor wearing ’60s style togas and makeup, croaking “Caesar, what’s boinin’?” Well, now, it’s been announced that Angelina Jolie will be the next Cleo, possibly with Brad as Marc Anthony. I have no doubt he’ll absolutely […]
Germany Destroys England – Send Them Packing – Teamwork – that was the difference between England and Germany on Sunday evening. The English relied on flashes of brilliance from their lavishly paid collection of stars, while Germany played as a unit, worked together and worked for each other. In the end, the 4 -1 routing […]
The King Of Pop Died A Year Ago – Today is the one year anniversary of the death of Michael Jackson. I trust I won’t be the only one wearing white socks today, in silent tribute to the King of Pop. Shimone! [peace] Italy Are OUT! – Slovakia survived a late onslaught to beat Italy […]
Celebrities Boycotting BP – Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber and the rock band Korn are just some of the celebrities coming out against BP and protesting the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Lady Gaga is joining Korn’s Jonathan Davis in a boycott of the troubled oil giant British Petroleum (BP). In a statement issued […]
French coach, Raymond Domenech refuses a handshake with South African coach Carlos Alberto Parreira South Africa Beats France In World Cup – In the closing stages of the first round of the 2010 Football World Cup, South Africa, 83rd in the world, beat 8th ranked in the world, France in a spectacular 2-1 game held […]
Ultimate Peroni Experience For Thursday’s Italy Game – “Esperienza Peroni” comes to Cape Town, so come and enjoy the ultimate Peroni experience! Aperitivo specially created by the Peroni Chef Craig Hounsom on Thursday in Camps Bay from 15h00 before the Italy game! Ice cold Peroni will be served whilst guests enjoy this ultimate Peroni experience! […]
Kehinde Wiley’s “Unity” Portrait Kehinde Wiley Art Exhibition In Cape Town! – One of Michael Jackson‘s Favourite painters, Kehinde Wiley, is in town! He will be exhibiting his football inspired paintings, the result of an extraordinary collaboration with Puma. The Kehinde Wiley exhibition is to be held at Studio One, 186 Bree Street, Cape […]
Mayor of London, Boris Johnson Boris Johnson Is In Town – It’s not everyday that one of Britain’s greatest characters, Boris Johnson, comes to town. London’s mayor has cruised into town to check out the World Cup football as well as to drum up support for London’s own 2018 bid. If you are confused as […]
We Gave It A Good Go.. [source:timeslive] The Silence Of The Vuvuzelas – An inspired Diego Forlan scored twice as World Cup hosts South Africa’s hopes of progressing to the knockout stage suffered a heavy blow with a 3-0 loss to Uruguay on Wednesday. A 24th minute strike and then a controversial 80th minute penalty […]
A delightful Ceres Mountain dweller with snowman, vuvuzela and Judrons (taken yesterday by Steve FP) Today Is A Public Holiday – Youth Day on 16 June commemorates the start of the Soweto riots of 1976, initially sparked by a government edict that all instruction in black schools would be held in Afrikaans. The iconic picture […]
Daniele De Rossi – somewhat pumped up after equalising Italy 1-1 Paraguay: Daniele De Rossi Saves World Champions From Shock Defeat – Daniele De Rossi saved world champions Italy from defeat to Paraguay in their Group F opener in Cape Town after Antolin Alcaraz’s 38th minute header had put the South Americans ahead.The Azzurri dominated […]
Kevin Costner Will Save The World Kevin Costner’s Oil-Spill Machine Ready To Save The Day – Actor Kevin Costner’s oil-spill device has all the approval it needs to scoop the goop from the Gulf of Mexico, but is waiting for money from BP, according to the actor and his business partner. “Kevin has spent 15 […]
These Dolls Represent The Mexican Strikers Put a pin in their faces and watch what happens A Bit Of Muti And Sangoma Power Should Do The Trick Against Mexico – But to ensure victory against Mexico, Michael Mvakali a practitioner of traditional magic, recommends a simple fix: a concoction of plants and animal limbs.”You use […]
Cape Town’s Giant Vuvuzela Check out some more killer WC action photos at boston Tickets Available For England Game – Tickets for next Friday’s game in Cape Town are in great demand and we’ve managed to find a whole bunch for you. The 5-Star Cape Royale hotel (my primary residence – directly opposite the stadium) […]
Video Of Barack Obama Looking for Some “Ass” To “Kick” – Just yesterday (I think) we told you about Barack Obama looking to “kick some ass.” I thought it was a fairly big story and it looks like I was right – turned on CNN and it’s like Obama and Ass everywhere! It’s actually pretty […]
Isabella Rossellini Isabella Rossellini Stars In Nature Porn – Since starring in Blue Velvet, Isabella Rossellini has earned a living as a model and actress famed for her exotic beauty. In Green Porno, Sundance Channel’s new series of cellphone-friendly short films, Rossellini singlehandedly re-enacts mating rituals of the dragonfly, spider, bee, praying mantis, worm, […]
Sandra Bullock Scarlett Johansson Kiss On MTV Movie Awards – There were quite a few highlights at the MTV Movie Awards 2010, including Tom Cruise’s performance with Jennifer Lopez and Kristen and Robert’s acceptance speech for Best Kiss but we’re pretty sure Sandra Bullock’s moment with Scarlett Johansson is what will have everyone talking this […]
A Football’s Journey Through Cape Town – Call Sign Vector produced a quick simple video about the journey of one soccer ball through the streets of Cape Town. It starts from the heights of Rhodes Memorial and UCT, all the way through Cape Town’s CBD, past my residence, The Cape Royale hotel, and to the […]
Benni McCarthy Gets A Game After All! Benni McCarthy Gets A Game After All! – With only 10 days to go until the 2010 FIFA World Cup kicks off, Electronic Arts South Africa presented the South African national football team with Sony PSP’s as well as the 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa™ game. There […]
There she is.. Louis Vuitton Reveals World Cup Trophy Case – Model Naomi Campbell flew in to Paris to prove this year’s World Cup is going to be the most fabulously stylish yet. Forget what Rooney, Lampard and the WAGs are going to be wearing. The World Cup trophy will reside in a glamorous Louis […]
Gisele Bündchen Modeling’s shrewdest businesswoman The World’s Savviest Supermodel – he announcement that Gisele Bündchen would be the new “propaganda girl” for the Brazilian lingerie giant Hope took even seasoned Gisele watchers—and there are legions of them here in Brazil—by surprise. Just four months after giving birth to her first child, here she was doing […]
Hollywood legend, Dennis Hopper Dies, aged 74 Dennis Hopper Is Dead – The hellraising Hollywood actor and director best known for his wild roles in Easy Rider, Blue Velvet and Apocalypse Now, died yesterday at the age of 74 after a battle with prostate cancer. Despite bitter disputes with his wife in recent months, the […]
Kill me online, I kill you offline.. Video Gamer Hunts Down And Stabs The Guy Who Killed His Online Character – Watch out who you kill in the virtual world, it may inspire someone to attack you in the real one. That’s what happened to one Frenchman, who was stabbed and nearly killed by a […]
Cape Town is World Cup Ready! (click to enlarge)[source: aerialphoto.co.za] Aussie Socceroos First World Cup Arrivals – With the kind of fanfare that is usually reserved for their more celebrated cricketers, the Australian soccer squad became the first of the visiting World Cup squads to arrive in South Africa when they landed at Jan Smuts […]