I have great pleasure in bringing you the first TBG sighting of 2007! After receiving reports via email that the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) was spotted over the festive season as far afield as Canada, it seems the symbol of all that is good and true has returned to the temple. Welcome back, TBG, the […]

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I have just had a PVR satellite decoder installed at the safe house and I thought I should let the earth see the following video. Particularly if you’re looking at getting a satellite decoder in Cape Town, or want ANY work done on your TV. Before we get into that, I must just tell you […]

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I received contact today from the people’s Springbok, AJ Venter. It seems that, whilst AJ is yet to have his moment with the TBG, he does somehow feel connected to the great man. I won’t say anymore. The beauty of AJ is you DON’T have to say anymore. He does it all himself. He gift […]

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Once again we see how obvious it is when one is in the presence of the great icon. Here we see the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) at Kirstenbosch Gardens, during the Goldfish concert. We can’t see his face, but there is no mistaking that sheer height and those gorgeous, glowing golden locks. This, just in […]

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I cannot believe that there were even MORE hearts that were touched by the emblem of all things good, God’s servant, The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy), during his time at the Rocking The Daisies concert. Here we see not one, not two, but three souls warmed by his presence. Andrew D had this to say: […]

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You know, just when I thought everyone knew the rules, some arsehole always seems to phone about business, or schedule a meeting, after one o’ clock on a Friday. Absolutely bizarre! Who ARE these people? Can’t you see everything work related ceases to exist after one on a Friday? Can’t you see that even the […]

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You know, just when I thought everyone knew the rules, some arsehole always seems to phone about business, or schedule a meeting, after one o’ clock on a Friday. Absolutely bizarre! Who ARE these people? Can’t you see everything work related ceases to exist after one on a Friday? Can’t you see that even the […]

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Following the recent success of The 2006 Bunker Boy Classic, there was bound to be a summary of the intensity found within the company of the TBG. The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) took part in the BBC and put his power and aura to good use. This, from Dan N: The TBG, with three very […]

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Another TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting, another small piece of insight into the world of a man who has graced Cape Town with his great presence and his great aura, that seems to encapsulate our every waking moment. To be closer to finding out what makes the Great Spirit tick, can only bring us closer […]

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God bless Chris T who saved us from certain suicide as he emailed us the song that everyone has been emailing in about. I must say it is quite embarrassing to be the last to know. It doesn’t happen very often. I apologise. But now, I must tell you about this song. For those of […]

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I am trembling as I write this. A buddy of mine at a local ad agency managed to get hold of this mind blowing footage of the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). Apparently the City of Cape Town are doing another big ‘Keep the Cape in Shape’ campaign and they have done a deal with none […]

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They just keep on coming in! It seems the TBG certainly (obviously) did make an impact at the Rocking the Daisies festival a couple of weeks ago. And the quality of the footage we are receiving is something QUITE astounding. So VERY up close and personal. The following from Mike N: Well I’m sure you […]

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Another sighting, another photograph, another dream brought to life. TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sightings are still producing the magic we have learnt to expect. The mystery of the man still yet to be discovered. The essence still yet to be captured. Not that it ever would. Imagine if the essence was captured? Then every man […]

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The sanctity of the safe house following a weekend at the Rocking The Daisies Music Festival is something quite moving. I snuck down to Camps Bay for a swim (which was heavenly) and am now safe from all harm. Ok, so, I have finally experienced my first music festival and I can report that I […]

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I had heard that some friends of mine had opened a new restaurant in Noordhoek and was waiting for the big call, inviting me for a taste. Weeks went by and I heard excited reports from other friends saying what a great time they had at “Cafe Roux”. From the reports, it sounded like the […]

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I must say, I do get quite a few fake TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sightings and they’re pretty easy to tell apart from the real thing. You see, you can’t beat the real thing. The TBG is the Coca-Cola of tall blonde people and when you are presented with his image, you can just tell. […]

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I heard about this about a week or so ago and I’ve been waiting patiently for someone to send in a TBG sighting from the night. Apparently, the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) went for dinner to Posticino restaurant in Sea Point and, slowly but surely during the course of the night, the word got around […]

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I think I know two VERY lucky little girls!! These two ladies were enjoying a bit of Tapas at Heritage Square when their lives were changed, forever! They finally had their moment with Cape Town enigma, The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). The chances must be a million to one for them to choose THAT restaurant […]

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Two TBG sightings in a row! TBG mayhem is taking over Cape Town – 2oceansvibe is literally inundated with emails BEGGING for tips on where to hang-out with the hope of spotting The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). God only knows where you should hang out! Have you taken a LOOK at the past sightings? The […]

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What a great start to the month of August! The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) was spotted at the cinema and accepted the opportunity to touch the lives of two young men. This particular TBG sighting allows us further insight into the life of this great man. The TBG touches the lives of Brad and his […]

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My Mother’s extravagant taste and lifelong quest for quality has no doubt contributed towards my insistence of top service and superior brands. As a child I remember there were particular brands in our home that had no possible substitutes – Carmel’s gherkins and Judy’s Pickled onions are two simple examples that come to mind. There […]

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Look, they HAVE hiked the price up to R7 from their initial launch price a number of months ago of R6. We won’t have a go at them for that. You’re still able to use car guard money in your ashtray to pay for 2 eggs, 2 slices of toast, 2 strips of bacon, 2 […]

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It is always a life changing experience when people strike it lucky and get to meet the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) – let alone when they manage to get a photograph with the great man. But it is a particularly rare occasion when someone’s moment with the TBG coincides with their birthday. Such a gift […]

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I know, I’ve been quite distant lately. But it’s nothing to do with you – don’t blame yourself. I think I know what has caused it. You see, a week or so ago I popped into Harley’s liquor on Buitengracht Street (defiantly open on Sundays) to top up on the stock of Jamesons at the […]

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In one of the most upsetting false TBG sightings since Peter Crouch was spotted masquerading as the TBG, Daren F sent in this “TBG sighting” (Daren is one of the special Darrens who only get one ‘r’ in their name). The TBC – Tall Blonde Child Hi 2oceansvibe, I’m pretty sure I had a picture […]

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My iPod has a myriad of songs on it, ranging from the classics to cheesy pop, with an emphasis on Laura Branigan. That was a joke…..in a way. Moving on, I like to cater for all types and there are many CDs ripped onto my iPod that may not be my cup of tea. That […]

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It’s true that I frequent Caprice in Camps Bay more than the average person. Circumstances have allowed Caprice to be the nearest cocktail bar / restaurant to my place of residence. You see, God has blessed me – and I will shamelessly punt Caprice until I can punt no more. This is not the first […]

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It’s true that I frequent Caprice in Camps Bay more than the average person. Circumstances have allowed Caprice to be the nearest cocktail bar / restaurant to my place of residence. You see, God has blessed me – and I will shamelessly punt Caprice until I can punt no more. This is not the first […]

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Sunday was a fun day. Sunday was also Mother’s Day. With my parents living abroad there is a distinct lack of friends on these family related days. I did the usual and called up a few bastard child friends who also have parents living far away. G-man accepted the invite and we headed off to […]

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Well we’re as pleased as punch! After a full month since the last TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting, the great man has reappeared – looking better than ever I might add! Andre V sent this in : The TBG – clearly enjoying returning to the public eye after his break. Last Friday night I was […]

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