The Boston Herald Reports:   Halle Berry is Esquire maggie’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” this year but the glam gal is a bit confused about the title. “I don’t know exactly what it means, but being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it,” Berry joked to the mag in its November […]

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Hugh Hefner’s number 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison, yesterday confirmed that her and Hef are no longer together (TMZ report and video here)   Holly Madison, wearing an open-neck shirt   And now The Dirty have confirmed she is seeing this fellow, Criss Angel, who I don’t know too much about. “Holly Madison moves out of […]

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I’ll be honest, I had no idea this shit was going down right here in Camps Bay and Clifton! We’ve all seen the Newbie Bowls website before and it was only today that I looked out the car window and spotted the bowling greens from Victoria Road, overlooking Clifton and La Med! I remembered an […]

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Not content with their lumo-pink jerseys of yesteryear, gay Stade Francais President, Max Guazzini, has done it again! Sport24 reports:   Paris – High art, or high farce? You be the judge as the always colourful Stade Francais club in Paris launches its latest rugby jersey on the world. The trendy Parisian club has come […]

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Mary J Blige has always kept a special place in our hearts. Ever since 1992, when the Founders House standard 8 dorm killed the hit Real Love on the dorm sound system (Calypso). Not to be mistaken with the evil that is Gabrielle, Mary J Blige is nothing but good times. The remix of her […]

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  G-Man in New York City a few years backHe hasn’t aged one bit! How does he do it? Just one of his many skills, I guess..

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Esquire Magazine is keeping itself trendy and cool, by releasing the world’s first digital cover. Chuffed : A past cover of Esquire MagazineNot too dissimilar to Monica Lewinsky’s mental image of Bill Clinton They’re using a very clever paper-thin electronic display, similar to Amazon’s Kindle book reader. This, from FutureSpace.co.za: To commemorate its 75th anniversary, […]

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It’s common knowledge that access to 2oceansvibe has been restricted at various stuffy offices around the world. It is also widely reported that, for example, Lehman Brothers never allowed access to 2oceansvibe. Fat load of good that did! Nonetheless, this is often not the fault of the company, but more an automatic block that occurs […]

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England and London Wasps rugby players, Danny Cipriani (currently tapping Kelly Brooke) and Josh Lewsey, apparently got into a bit of a barney at training this week. Telegraph.co.uk reports: Wasps pair Danny Cipriani and Josh Lewsey come to blows on the training ground Wasps team-mates Danny Cipriani and Josh Lewsey made their peace by phone […]

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Bafana-Bafana legend, Mark Fish was spotted in the infamous Green Room at the Luv Sport studios on Friday night, quietly sucking on 2oceansvibe’s beer of choice, Jack Black .   MF enjoying a JB Nice. Mark also appears to be a Michael Jackson fan, as his T-shirt proudly declares the gloved one’s cry, “Shamon !”

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Here’s a pic of Beyonce (or “buoyancy,” as The Muse calls her) taken last week. Just cruising around. Is that what they call an “entourage?” Everything is normal   I dig how her body language and facial expression put out a vibe that everything is absolutely fine with this picture. I shouldn’t talk, I hardly […]

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Local satirical news site Hayibo.com, South Africa’s very own version of The Onion, has done very well this week. Check this out from Hayibo.com:   Rival ANC party to have better deejays, will be “off the hook” PRETORIA. ANC members loyal to ousted president Thabo Mbeki say if they form a new party, it will […]

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I received an sms on Saturday night from Jason as I wandered around the Rocking The Daisies festival (click here for 24’s photo gallery), figuring out how to break through security and dance on the main stage when Goldfish were playing. It turns out someone else was induging in a little security breach of their […]

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Sunset at The Safe House, 6 October, 18h51.   Camps Bay – tonight   To be expected, I suppose – after a day like this: Camps Bay – today Nje..

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I’ll be honest, I had a little secret crush on Anne Hathaway after watching her in (and plutzing over) The Devil Wears Prada. I still kind of like her, but not in the same way. I trust you’re aware of the fact that her ex-boyfriend of four years is now in jail? Check out the […]

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If you don’t know about the internet’s original king of satirical news, The Onion, you’re missing out. I haven’t been for a long time and thoroughly enjoyed this article. From The Onion:   Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It September 29, 2008   Twisted Sister   NEW YORK – In a stunning […]

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You know how Hustler and other porn companies often take normal movie names and then make porno’s with similar titles? Like Saving Private Ryan led to a porn rip-off called Shaving Ryan’s Privates. They go on, including Riding Miss Daisy, Beverly Hills 9021-Ho, White Men Can’t Hump, Good Will Humping… it’s endless. So anyway, now […]

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At 61, I’d say the news that you’ll be spending a MINIMUM of 20 years in prison probably doesn’t sit well. But then again, after getting away with murder before, it should be a welcomed compromise for OJ Simpson. This, from the San Francisco Chronicle (I LOVE the way the yanks have “chronicles” over there. […]

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Ok, I’ll just jump right into this one.. The Telegraph has revelead:   A lifesize gold statue of Kate Moss as a “modern-day Aphrodite” with her legs tucked behind her head has been unveiled at the British Museum.     Siren is made entirely of 18 carat gold and will be displayed in the museum’s […]

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The spiritual leader of the Kom Skom, Mettie, sent this in. And I tell you what, it is RIGHT UP THERE with the big ones. His excitement was palpable:   Rothers, Have you seen Diesel’s new Safe for Work ad? It’s Fucking rop bru! Mettie What Diesel have done, is they have completely mocked the […]

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While we’re still reeling at the news that the USS Theodore Roosevelt is docking in Table Bay, we receive an additional assault to the senses with the recent intelligence that Paul Allen’s other yacht, Tatoosh , is parked outside The Cape Grace ! Come now! AND Mark Fish is with GoldFish on Luv Sport tonight! […]

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I received some awesome entries for the Rocking The Daisies VIP ticket competition, which closed on Monday. You might remember the two winners, who won a pair of VIP tickets each. That’s right – Vee Eye Pee, my mate! Although the competition is over, I simply have to publish this pic I received on Tuesday […]

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If you haven’t caught the Bud Light – “Real Men of Genius” ads on YouTube, then you’ll realise, even more, why you’re here. It’s because Seth gives you the stuff that’s important. The stuff that people are really talking about – when they’re done talking about the “economy” and “global warming” and “CSI:New York.” This […]

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Strength in numbers..   SAVE OUR JOBS!! SAVE OUR JOBS!!   Yes, I thought you might enjoy that. It’s obviously not a real pic of the employees blockading the offices. It’s just a joke. If it was real you’d see them flying their learjets into the Lehman buildings, a la Osama. It is interesting to […]

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Because we’re all part of the same family, it is no surprise that everyone’s favourite “jazzy house hipsters,” Goldfish, are live on Friday night’s fifth edition of Luv Sport (guests including Mark Fiiiiiish) – on SuperSport 1 at 21h10 (channel 201 on DCTV). And that, ladies and germs, is one night before they perform LIVE […]

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Somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean… This is pretty hard core news. Iol reports that the National Nuclear Regulator has given permission for the USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN-71) nuclear powered aircraft carrier to drop anchor in Table Bay. Sick! Maybe we can plug Eskom into the boat and power Cape Town for a couple of years. […]

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I don’t know much about Star Trek. I know William Shatner might have been in it. And Doctor Spock, with his funny ears. But then it gets hazey and the Star Trek vs Star Wars vibe starts to happen. There’s that little freak robot called R2-D2 and his crap gold robot friend – now I […]

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I was surprised, amused and concerned (all at the same time) when I spotted this TIK test in the local 7-Eleven. Or, “Friendly” Store as it is actually called. It doesn’t make a difference what the place is called; it will never deter from the fact that it has always, and will always, have the […]

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It’s ALWAYS great when someone finds the time to note down the various kill stats for the Rambo movies. Up to date as well!   Rambo’s stats   With an average of 2.59 people killed per minute, and a near doubling of the total number of people killed, since Rambo III, it seems Sylvester Stallone‘s […]

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De Grendel Wine farm. An exceptional range of wines, grown and harvested on the De Grendel Wine Farm in Tygerberg, with beautiful views of Cape Town’s Table Mountain.

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