It’s true that I frequent Caprice in Camps Bay more than the average person. Circumstances have allowed Caprice to be the nearest cocktail bar / restaurant to my place of residence. You see, God has blessed me – and I will shamelessly punt Caprice until I can punt no more. This is not the first […]

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It’s true that I frequent Caprice in Camps Bay more than the average person. Circumstances have allowed Caprice to be the nearest cocktail bar / restaurant to my place of residence. You see, God has blessed me – and I will shamelessly punt Caprice until I can punt no more. This is not the first […]

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Sunday was a fun day. Sunday was also Mother’s Day. With my parents living abroad there is a distinct lack of friends on these family related days. I did the usual and called up a few bastard child friends who also have parents living far away. G-man accepted the invite and we headed off to […]

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Well we’re as pleased as punch! After a full month since the last TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting, the great man has reappeared – looking better than ever I might add! Andre V sent this in : The TBG – clearly enjoying returning to the public eye after his break. Last Friday night I was […]

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A new backpage article tells us that one of the 1995 World Cup Rugby players who won’t go away, Joost van der Westhuizen, is used to being insulted. How very unfortunate, my love. The article goes: “The former rugby icon was referring to an incident last week in the NuBar nightclub in Stellenbosch, where a […]

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The beautiful man that is the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) has been sighted again after our readers missed him for the entire month of February. Did the TBG go on holiday? Who knows what a man of some brilliance gets up to in his spare time. Chris H can tell you what he gets up […]

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Great pic sent in by Malcolm T after spotting the the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) at Newlands on Saturday. And so we gather more information about the man behind the Acronym. The TBG likes cricket….. interesting. God bless you, TBG. TBG at the cricket. Wearing one of the Ape Town T-shirts. Malcolm T had this […]

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This year is getting off to an AWESOME start with regards to TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sightings. Gordon G writes: “Apologies for the quality of the photo. I had to use my camera phone while walking past him, to ensure I didn’t disturb him in his natural environment. He was looking a little sunburned. Clearly […]

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I am honestly blown away with the TBG sightings! 2006 is obviously the year of the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). Two sightings in one week of the TBG. One in Wynberg, and one in Claremont! This is obviously sparking speculation that the TBG is “looking to buy in the Southern Suburbs”. But I wouldn’t get […]

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It is not often that we get sent TBG sightings from as far afield as Wynberg Chelsea. Spotted in a clothing store by Nick W, he noted the TBG’s new sunglasses and chrome style helmet. He was said to have been “warm and friendly”. Of course he was! God bless you TBG. Rare TBG sighting […]

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Manna (Epicure) Restaurant on Kloof Street was the venue for our New Year’s day headache. I had been to the establishment before, but only for half an hour. I looked forward to my next visit and was glad that the time had finally arrived. After an extravagant lavish New Year’s night, I really wanted to […]

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We were sent in a series of photographs from an Englishman on holiday in Cape Town. Johnny V from London had this to say, “When I came over to Cape Town on holiday, the last thing I expected to see was the TBG! Everyone I know in London knows about the TBG and would love […]

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What are the odds? Jared has been fortunate enough to spot the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) whilst he jockeys for positions in this year’s Mr 2oceansvibe competition. It’s like a lottery win! As we know, meeting the TBG has been some people’s dying wish; securing a place in the runnings for Mr 2oceansvibe is just […]

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Mark L sent this in saying that “The TBG was clearly in his natural environment at the Cell C Sound of the city concert. I froze when I saw him and struggled to get the camera out of my pocket. I didn’t want him to notice me in case it stressed him out. It really […]

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I’m surprised I haven’t really said anything about Camps Bay’s Bayside Cafe before, but I’ve just never really thought of it. I go there a lot and I suppose the regularity of it didn’t necessitate a mention; so I never did. (Seriously, you have to admit, I am CLEANING UP semi-colons lately). But I went […]

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Well, we are gobsmacked! We have just received this TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) sighting from someone who managed to find themselves at a private gathering of the TBG and his closest friends at a mansion in the Constantia hills. You can tell by the way the TBG is goofin’ around, that he is totally relaxed […]

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A week or so ago we showed a pic of the TBG (further down the page) on a Harley after we received a tip off that he would be driving past with 80 other Biker Boyz. A number of our precious readers wrote in saying they didn’t believe it was him. WELL, I TELL YOU […]

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Apart from this potential TBG sighting in the States (Not the Orange Free State, the United States of America): I think I might have seen the TBG streaking past me in a Cadillac CTS (the ones they trashed in Matrix Revolutions…? The second one), heading south on the higway leaving the millionaire’s cottage country playground […]

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It really irks me (PLEASE enjoy the word ‘irk’) when people send in incorrect sightings of the TBG – asking if it is him. Let me help you with the decision making process. Did you feel a sense of euphoria when you saw him? Did you get a tingle down your spine? Did it seem […]

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While we’re still reeling from the news that there is a man running around posing as the TBG (who HAPPENS to be an England striker), we are relieved that true sightings of the man of mystery continue. God bless the TBG. Behold, a flurry of TBG sightings. Although out of focus and hazy, there is […]

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No-one said the life of Cape Town’s man of mystery, the TBG, was all roses and glory – it can also have it’s pitfalls. Like when someone cruises around intimidating the great man. While we still yearn for more knowledge of who the TBG is and how he operates (let alone what actually makes him […]

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There was always something that bothered me about News Cafe in Green Point but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. It was suggested by a friend as a potential breakfast spot for Sunday morning. I asked if it was cozy enough. Apparently it was. What joy on arrival to find that it was, […]

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I’m not going to say anything. I’ll let these pictures and words I received to tell the story. “On the subject of TBG out of his natural habitat, these photos were taken in the UK in the latter part of 2002 when he was part of a touring male stripper group called “The 3 Quarter […]

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I already heard reports that the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) had gone to London. Why, or who with? We don’t know. Probably some undercover work for the CIA. Nonetheless, we received this: Hey Seth, Went to go and see Graham John Murray play live at 115 @ Hodgsons on Friday night. I knew that we […]

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Not since The Godfather has there been a trilogy of such significance. Just yesterday we were sent in this series of pictures of The TBG quietly enjoying himself at Caprice. We can establish a few things from these pics. Firstly, the weather in Cape Town is fucking peachy at the moment , secondly, the angel […]

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I’ve done my time in Plettenberg Bay (my fondest memory would be hitch-hiking and later jumping out of a moving car because the driver was about to rape me) and Knysna but, until this last weekend, I haven’t had the pleasure of partaking in the annual Knysna Marathon and the off-shoot of the event which […]

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Once again we can only stand back in awe, as we bear witness to yet another staggering story involving the genius and awe of Cape Town’s most important event – The TBG (Tall Blonde Guy). Just when you think the great man has done enough. Just when you think he has healed enough and pleased […]

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[ THIS ARTICLE IS FROM LAST YEAR AND WILL BE REPEATED EVERY YEAR AROUND WIMBLEDON TIME, AS IT WILL ALWAYS APPLY. ITS ABOUT TIM HENMAN THE FOUR-TIMES WIMBLEDON SEMI-FINALIST ] One of the joys of getting SKY News (besides from being able to view live footage of English Football Yobbos preparing for Euro 2004) is […]

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Ivan A writes in: “You never think it’ll happen to you. But then it does!. TBG spotted at Vegas Room, 16 June, 2005”. TBG – Applauding Bloody good work! And what a great pic! To say we’re over the moon is an understatement. It’s very rare to catch the TBG in such a natural state. […]

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I don’t mean to cuss, but I just came back from a fucking evening of note! Some good guys have opened a new club called Vegas Room. Oh, ok, I see what you’ve done. It’s like VEGAS. Ohhhh, VEEEGAS. Crazy mental! Is that what you want from us? Do you want us to go crazy? […]

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