Dave D sent in these pics having spotted an old-school mini cruising around Cape Town with ACTUAL LIVING PLANTS growing out of it.   Your basic seedlings   Mr Starke had no Ayres and graces   Dave D tells us that he followed the car into an underground [they paved paradise and put up a] […]

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That’s right, my little fashionistas – daddy has found something quite delicious for you to chew on! A few scans have been made of the 1966 North London Collegiate School Magazine, which includes an essay by current US Vogue editor, Anna Wintour – 17 at the time.   If I could turn back time.. Anna […]

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This, from the Sydney Morning Herald:   Secret of Semenya’s sex stripped bare THE world champion 800m runner Caster Semenya has been revealed to have male and female sexual organs, posing an ethical and political quandary for the sport’s ruling body, the International Association of Athletics Federations, and her home nation, South Africa.   Caster […]

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Ok, look, I’m probably completely overdoing it I just wanted to show you how big MY issue of the YOU Magazine is going. The likes of the BBC and Daily Mail are writing about it nearly every day. They are very focused on the cover story to do with the make-over given to SA gender-row […]

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It’s amazing how the world of sport ebbs and flows. This time last week I was drunk. Wait, that’s still the same. This time last week I was perched proudly on my soapbox, preaching to the world about Springbok infallibility. I was also quietly optimistic about Bafana’s match up against Deutschland and very confident about […]

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Sharks Rugby have really outdone themselves this time! They’ve expanded the successful sharks brand and franchise into an online dating service. And check out the chicks they’ve got on the front page – wowzers!   singlesharks.co.za   Ja, look, those are obviously just promotion or Sharks girls on the right of the screen – I […]

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Those of you who have an iPod or iPhone and have delved into iTunes, would have realised quite promptly that the SA iTunes Store is nothing short of dismal. That said, you are unable to buy music you actually want to listen to, let alone the super-cool apps for your iPhone.   The iTunes account […]

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A source gave us this.   A new study has revealed that Brandon Huntley, who has been granted asylum in Canada after claiming to have been attacked by blacks several times, is the new black. Or more precisely, the former Capetonian is the descendant of one Francina van der Kaap, a woman “of colour”, and […]

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Claudia Schiffer turned 39 about two weeks ago. Staring down the barrel at 40, we are prompted to reflect upon the smoking hot blonde german supermodel. In the days of the original supermodels (the “Big Six” – Linda, Claudia, Cindy, Christy, Kate, Naomi), Claudia was always my choice. She was all over my bedroom (it […]

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UNBELIEVABLE scenes today in Cape Town’s TBK region (memo : we will refer to “Tamboerskloof” as “TBK” from now on) where a near-naked woman locked herself out of her house, after attempting to clean the exterior windows.   “Look, something is going on over there at that house” “Oh my GOD!! There is a woman […]

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So a bunch of guys and girls finally had enough and got together to prove that Telkom’s Telkom “1Mb/s ADSL” lines are so low that a homing pigeon could probably deliver the data faster. So they stapled a 4Gb memory card to the pigeon’s leg and sent the same size file via Telkom Internet over […]

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UP is possibly the shortest name for a film since X, but we’re not talking about Spike Lee’s film on Malcolm X, the first X-Men movie, the X-Files or even the similarity of illiterate people’s signatures. We’re talking about UP, Pixar’s latest Best Animated Film Oscar in the wake of “WAAAALLLLL-E” (pretty irritating after a […]

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The Muse doesn’t get Will Ferrell and, in particular, his character Ron Burgandy from the movie “Anchorman.” Although the other day I was watching it again and I caught her chuckling to herself. I turned to look and she quickly stopped laughing and rolled her eyes. Very childish. I want you to enjoy this video […]

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As a 2oceansviber, you are required to know all about the extremely wealthy Italian Prime Minister and chauvinist (and professional spice master), Silvio Burlesconi . This guy is GREAT to watch! Stay tuned..   Our boy   Wiki tells us:   Silvio Berlusconi (born 29 September 1936) is an Italian politician, entrepreneur, real estate and […]

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It’s no secret that I am a petanque (or “boules”) champion in the Provencial town of Menerbes – extending perhaps as far as Lacoste and, dare I say, Avignon. It is rumoured that Pierre Cardin wants to challenge me for the title, but that remains to be seen. Imagine my excitement when I clapped eyes […]

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It goes without saying that the 10 September YOU Magazine issue which featured yours truly (on page 130) is causing absolute mayhem overseas. No, no, not because of me, but rather the fact that it features Caster Semenya. YOU Magazine decided to gave her a make-over, after the controversy surrounding her gender. This, from the […]

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“Kings of Neon?!” – come on, man – that’s quality! I’m speechless. Just look at this flyer – it says it all.   (You guys look hysterical!)   God help us all! I must say that looks like it’s going to be crazy fun. I strongly suggest that everybody goes. Maybe HQ beforehand for Friday […]

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For those of you who weren’t aware, the US Open is on at the moment. It’s full of dramas this year, with top seeds falling all over the show! Speaking of falling, enjoy this ball boy using his head to walk.     Yu!   [thanks 3]

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Sources for this story came from a newspaper. Crime refugee Brandon Huntley’s estranged Canadian wife believes he “suckered” her into marriage in a bid to secure permanent residence in her country. And mother-of-two Melanie Crete-Huntley has reacted with shock to Huntley’s claims to the Canadian Immigration Board that he separated from her – after she […]

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Well would you believe it, I’m in the latest YOU Magazine! Even more exciting is that I’m in the issue with SA gold medalist, Caster Semenya, on the cover! And they’ve dressed her up all woman-like! Awesome!   The 10 September issue cover Stunning!   So, for those of you who are yet to find […]

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Our traditional media sometimes misses the 2oceansvibe part of the story they’re publishing. Take for example this latest article which comes from News24 (Beeld). The headline was “Arrest after Motlanthe mishap” (here) and details something to do with a bad weather judgment by some air traffic controller, which led to South African Deputy President Kgalema […]

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When someone told me that Vanilla Ice is coming to perform in South Africa, I told him he was talking rubbish. That’s when he grabbed me by the arm and said, “Hey, Seth, why don’t you just stop, collaborate and listen for a change!”   Vanilla Ice   I did, and It looks like it’s […]

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We feature spicy products from time to time, here on the streets of 2oceansvibe. The recent past has featured some gems, including the so-ridiculous-it-must-be-real Comfort Wipe commercial, as well as the surely-not Sticky Nips advertisement. Now while these videos may seem a tad risqué to some, I remind you that they have all been featured […]

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As things hot up with Western Province Rugby’s signing of Springbok speedster and Gillette poster-boy, Bryan Habana , we contemplate how things might change for him once he moves to the Cape.   Jussis, maar hy’s vinnig, neh?!   Awesome dental work! He just needs to get a little bray going and he’ll be 100% […]

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Please enjoy this Huggies nappies ad featuring Julia Malema..   Spotted at watkykjy.co.za.   I’m fine with that..

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Well it’s not every day that a Hollywood A-lister comes out in support of a local radio station! Heart 104.9FM celebrated the annual Heart FM Spring Dip, and Christopher Walken lent a hand and joined in on the fun!   Christopher Walken“I got this watch…”   No stranger to Cape Town events, Christopher Walken was […]

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Traditional media is under the spotlight again today. This, not long after our recent article discussing local traditional advertising agencies and their thirst for awards vs. actually getting their client’s message out and connecting with consumers (here). A large number of you would have first read about Brandon Huntley, the 31 year old white man […]

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INCREDIBLE scenes over the weekend outside Vida e in Green Point, as we see a “prawn” approaching a car guard.   A “prawn” approaches a car guard outside Vida e, Green Point   The car guard is not quite sure about that prawn – as we notice continued multi-species integration on the streets of Cape […]

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I’m really so impressed with the support shown for this campaign. It’s such a brilliant concept, which let’s you the public donate your old jeans to those who need them – in return for Levi’s shopping vouchers. Genius!     So there was a live 5FM broadcast at UCT last Friday, which added another 405 […]

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This is not a drill. This is the real thing.   Kelly BrookRight here. Right now.   Have you noticed how Kelly doesn’t have to starve herself to be sexy? Do you think she’d be as appealing if she was skin and bones? No, is the answer.

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