There was no escaping talk of Michael Jackson in Russia yesterday, as Obama answered some questions about the late pop star, whilst dealing with the likes of Putin and nuclear war. Check it out:     For those of you with broken video players [pffft!], this is what we got from politico.com:   ABC’s Jake […]

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I don’t know. This guy seems to be everywhere. I don’t know what this whole “High School Musical” vibe is, but it’s doing my head in. I went into the Disney store on the Champs-Élysées, hoping to find some sexy figurine to go with my Betty Boop doll (here). To no avail – the store […]

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Brüno is Sacha Baron Cohen’s third incarnation after the much-quoted Ali G and the controversial culture shock that is Borat Sagdiyev. From his days on The 11 O’Clock Show to hosting his own show… the man has sent shock waves of comedy: ranging from downright witty to upright horrific. Some have called him “a comic […]

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Just when you think you’ve seen and heard it all, 2oceansvibe goes and brings you a WORLD EXCLUSIVE – David Hasselhoff speaking Afrikaans !   David Hasselhof “Baie Dankie”   These RARE original recordings were made by London Capital FM’s Johnny Vaughan (2oceansvibe’s “The UK Showbiz Guy“) and David Hasselhof during a secret recording session […]

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I’ve got a pantload of unrelated images all over my desktop that were meant for their own individual articles. Images that have made the grade and progressed from the pile of rubbish I receive, onto my desktop.They’ve been their too long and the moment is gone. So I’m putting them all into one article. Right […]

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Day 4 on my return home to Cape Town and I’m more than pleased with the vibe being tossed around by my ex, Mother Nature. Let me take you through some pics taken at The Safe House as I found my way through the day.   That is the moon going down at around 06h30 […]

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I was unaware that Jackie Kennedy (Onassis) and her brother-in-law, Robert Kennedy , had an affair following the death of JFK. Were you aware? According to a New York Post article about the new book, Jackie Kennedy had a four-year love affair with Bobby Kennedy that began not long after JFK’s assassination and grew so […]

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I am often asked how my friend Billy Zane and I became acquainted – a meeting which resulted in an interview with the Titanic star on one of the 2oceansvibe shows. “Quite simple,” I usually tell them, “Marina took care of the Harley Davidson launch (here ) a few months back and Billy was there.” […]

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Nice to see Woolworths aren’t scared to sex it up a little bit when the moment takes it. This video must have given the Woolworth’s ultra-conservatives a heart attack! Two things to be aware of – the track in the background is Fort Knox by Goldfish (my personal fave tune of theirs) and the main […]

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Well if the cute little fat kid was teased before he headed-off to meet Megan Fox in a Kodak organised meeting (here), he may well commit suicide after she snubbed him AGAIN. Oh my God it’s so bad.. Here he was the day before the meeting that never happened:   “Rose-boy” sets off to get […]

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It was too easy yesterday. I popped into Vida e on Kloof Road and then waltzed over to Mabu Vinyl, just opposite (in the road leading into the Vida entrance – Rheede Street) to pick up some records. I called the owner, Sugar, from the South of France on the day that Michael Jackson died. […]

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Some folk seem a bit unhappy with Springbok coach, Peter de Villiers. So much so that moments like this are being highlighted..   Peter de Villers – ASOL I see what you did there. Good.   [thanks ilan]

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Wow, this is something to add to the voices in your head asking why exactly you live in London. A recent study has found that violent crime is higher in the UK per capita, than it is in South Africa.   This, from the Daily Mail :   The most violent country in Europe: Britain […]

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Those of you who watched Sunday’s Wimbledon men’s final would have enjoyed the crowd viewing pleasure. Notables including Woody Allen, Russell Crowe, Sir Alex Ferguson, Pistol Pete Sampras and many others. Lest we forget runner-up Andy Roddick’s wife, Brooklyn Decker Roddick . Just a reminder of what he’s dealing with:   Whatya thinkin’?   That’s […]

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Did you get a fright there? Oh my God, how can Seth say the word “Nigaz?” I know, but don’t worry, it was not a racial slur. I was, in fact, referring to NiGaz Energy Company Limited – the result of a joint venture between the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) and the Russian oil […]

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I cruised into Woolies on Saturday with The Photographer (who just won a bronze lion at Cannes for this, I might add) and spotted something I had never seen before. “Suck me sideways!!” I yelled, “look at THIS!!” Woolworths have now erected a “complementary sanitising wipes” station next to the trolleys. It dispenses wet-wipes for […]

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Please enjoy the first result in Google when I searched for “Roger Federer” DURING the Wimbledon Final.   Quite mean!   That was the first result – The LIVE SCORE of the game. That’s pretty damn impressive! There are loads of other tricks that you can pull with Google’s search box. You can use it […]

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Those of you with iPhone 3G phones should be aware that it it high time you upgraded your software. The new software finally lets you copy and paste, forward sms’s, send MMS messages, as well letting you use flip the keyboard sideways when texting. There are loads of other things it fixes, but those ones […]

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Open your mouth. Here you go – another dollop of amazingness that you can tell your friends about, as they slowly but surely get closer to “the vibe.” Scared that 2oceansvibe might eat them up whole. Well, they’re right. It will! But it won’t EAT them up, as much as it will DROWN them. In […]

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Hello Friends! I write to you from a Starbucks somewhere in Paris. Those of you following 2oceansvibe on Twitster will be well aware of why I am not in Ibiza! Oh, you’re not following 2oceansvibe on Twitster? Well you’re just missing out then..   That is the hotel I’m staying at in ParisWeird shape   […]

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I found this website.     Check it out – www.ismichaeljacksonstillalive.com     [thanks mark]

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I shouldn’t really be talking about this, as I write from a hammock, somewhere in the Cote d’Azur. But I think it shows my compassion and love for you, given that a lot of you are reading this from the rainy plains of Cape Town. Now I trust we are embracing the change of season? […]

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Sasha Baron Cohen’s character, Bruno , has been cruising around Europe over the last few weeks promoting his new film The Bruno Movie – causing mayhem everywhere he goes. I mean, really… there are no words to describe..   Bruno in Madrid Surely not?   I simply cannot wait to watch this movie. With the […]

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Please enjoy this tool wearing his helmet indoors. While shopping, no less.   You, my friend, are a tool   Shame.   [thanks grant]

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Whille team Erricson claimed the top spot after more than 37,000 miles, 11 ports, 10 countries and five continents, Puma’s “il mostro” came in second place – not bad for a first attempt!! Salma Hayek must be stoked (here)! With horrendous conditions, primitive lifestyle and adventure unimaginable, it is nice to see the best looking […]

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It wasn’t that long ago that the adorable Menu Savari starred alongside Kevin Spacey in the film American Beauty. Well maybe it was a long time – 10 years ago to be precise. And that,my friends, is the difference between 20 and 30.   That’s a no go. Not ideal   Apologies to those of […]

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Those of you following me on the Twitmeister will be well aware that Air France lost my luggage between Marseille airport and Paris. I still don’t have it, but am enjoying the extravagance of wearing brand new jocks every day. Although it can very often backfire. I’m referring, of course, to the process one goes […]

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Next Day Air is a Benny Boom film with boom in terms of gunfire and ‘boom’ in the Afrikaans sense of the word. Boom’s MTV video direction must have raised some eyebrows, because the man’s made a name for himself at MTV and now at the movies. His feature film debut is an uneasy mix […]

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I am writing this from a café somewhere in Paris as The Muse downs another glass of rosé and the waiters eyeball me, wondering when exactly we will be ordering dinner (I’m going for the fish). That said, this is going to be a quick one. But an important one, nonetheless. It’s to do with […]

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It is not only the larny sidewalk cafe’s and trendy restaurants that are subjected to this madness and intolerable behaviour dished out by cyclists. Cyclists who seem hell-bent on wearing their helmets in public places; in some kind of sick alien-style ritual that forms the core of these helmet attacks that seem to be spreading […]

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