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Eskom
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Darkness Retreats Seem To Be The New Wellness Trend
01 Jun 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
According to someone who has done the retreat, it “kinda feels like you’re candy flipping on a low dose of MDMA and LSD.”
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Our Central Bank Is Preparing For The Total Power Grid Collapse
31 May 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
While some reckon a total system collapse is unlikely to occur, it is not impossible, according to The South African Reserve Bank’s Deputy Governor Kuben Naidoo who spoke of a contingency plan in case.
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Friday Morning Spice
26 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Chinese hackers attack US infrastructure, Virgin Galactic send astronauts briefly into space, Organised crime figure and family gunned down in Constantia, and Is there life after death?
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Eskom Gives Another ‘Until Further Notice’ Update For Daytime Schedules
23 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Honestly, we aren’t even bothered with what power stations broke down anymore, even if the list sounds like a boyband. Next week, it may as well be John, Paul, Ringo, and George that let us down.
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ICYMI: Someone Changed Eskom’s Name To MegaGravy Train Park On Google Maps
22 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
So far it seems government is either oblivious to the change, or they are trying to find a cadre with enough competence to switch on the computer machine.
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At Least There Is One ‘Good’ Thing To Come From SA’s Intensifying Power Crisis
16 May 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
We’re searching for the light wherever we can.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
16 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
BRICS countries wants to ditch Dollar, South Africa to investigate Gold Mafia, Martha Stewart on Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover, and Russia threatens SA with war if Putin arrested.
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Monday Morning Spice
15 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
How a Japanese farmer produces $230 mangoes, Inside the race for a new James Bond, Russia is building a MAGA colony, and André de Ruyter says Eskom is f***ed.
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No Cover For Load Shedding Fallout – Are Insurers Joining Government In Throwing Us To The Wolves?
08 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
What can you do if someone with a yellow umbrella suddenly decides they don’t cover rain anymore? Absolutely f@#$ all.
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Monday Morning Spice
08 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Sasria preps for potential grid collapse chaos, Tiger Woods accused of sexual harassment, King’s Coronation is finally over, and Harvard releases the longest study ever into what makes us happy.
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Friday Morning Spice
05 May 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Insurers warn SA against grid collapse, Amber Heard quits Hollywood, Ed Sheeren wins copyright lawsuit, and idiot thieves steal 200 left shoes.
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Monday Morning Spice
17 Apr 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
7 De Laan actor who killed lover identified, King Charles’ nett worth revealed, Roland Schoeman takes gold at 42, Another US mass shooting, and Starship to launch today.
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Wednesday Morning Spice
05 Apr 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Trump is finally arrested, Hugh Jackman has skin cancer scare, Eskom forecasts load shedding every single week for the next year, and Finland officially joins NATO
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Monday Morning Spice
03 Apr 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Zombie comeback of the analog PC, Andrew Tate under luxury house arrest, the hidden alien fossils in our ice, Pistorius says he’ll sue over parole snub, and Rob Hersov writes ‘Dear John’ letter to Steenhuizen
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‘Only The ANC Can Solve Your Problem’ – Ramaphosa Kicks Off Elections Campaign By Talking @#%.
13 Mar 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Honestly, you can’t really blame the guy for using the 1994 script. What else was he going to say?
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Don’t Panic! Koeberg To Conduct Emergency Sirens Test Today
07 Mar 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
If you live anywhere near the Koeberg Nuclear Power station and hear the wailing of emergency alarms go off on Tuesday between 10 and 12 am, don’t freak out and head for the Karoo.
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Pravin Gordon Admits De Ruyter Told Him About Eskom Corruption
28 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Gordon reiterated that he could not rely on “rumour, suspicion or even what a certain publication calls intelligence. There’s a distinction between that and evidence.” Yes genius, but evidence comes from investigating suspicions, rumours, and intelligence. One would swear that the ministerial Netflix account never streams procedural cop shows. This is first season CSI stuff, man.
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Alarmingly, Only Four Hospitals In The Western Cape Don’t Get Load Shedding
27 Feb 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
It is rather alarming to note that only four Western Cape hospitals have been exempted from load shedding.
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Monday Morning Spice
27 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Hogwarts rakes in the money, Protea’s did us proud, Eskom corruption takes a ministerial turn, US embassy issues prepper warning to citizens, Dilbert gets dumped, SA SWAT team in top 10 and Cape Town E-Prix a roaring success.
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Breaking News: Eskom Appoints Interim CEO
24 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Calib Cassim has been appointed interim CEO of Eskom.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
21 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Another earthquake rocks Turkey, German man cured of HIV, NZ in shock after natural disaster of the century, Alec Baldwin might not go to jail, Load shedding wont reach Stage 8 according to De Ruyter, Cyclone Freddy bears down on Mauritius and Japan considers raising age of consent from 13.
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SONA 2023: The Good, The Bad, And The Stupid [Video]
10 Feb 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
There’s nothing quite like seeing a soldier in full battle armour ‘escorting’ dissenting MPs from the room to cement your trust in our democracy.
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Solar For The Win: Now Cape Town Is Happy To Pay You For Excess Power
26 Jan 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
The City of Cape Town has announced that it will now pay cash for power fed into the local electricity grid.
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Monday Moring Spice
23 Jan 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
Cyril finds a sliver of backbone, Woman still missing in Camps Bay, Avatar 2 rakes in the cash, Another mass shooting in US, World’s biggest pizza, Mbalula blames witchcraft, Woman sues bar for getting stupid drunk, Woke museum ditches ‘Mummy’.
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South Africa’s Food Security Could Be On The Rocks Soon
19 Jan 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
An executive director at Agri SA said that load shedding is having a regrettable impact on the agricultural industry in the country.
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Bigger Is Better – How SA’s Biggest Solar Plant Compares To The World
17 Jan 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
The sun is rising on renewable energy. If we want it.
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Dumbass Comment Of The Day: ‘You Are Sabotaging Us Ahead Of Elections’ ANC Tells Eskom
17 Jan 2023 by Heinrich / No Comments
The ANC blames the ANC for the ANC’s woes.
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The Plan For How Nersa’s Electricity Tariff Increase Will Work In Cape Town
16 Jan 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
It is madness that we will have to pay an increased tariff rate for just a few hours of electricity usage, a problem that the city of Cape Town is trying to budget for accordingly.
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Are You Ready For Stage 7 Load Shedding?
13 Jan 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
As we get deeper into 2023, we’ll be wading in ever-darker waters with stage 7 load shedding – “or higher”- forecast for the middle of the year.
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Bad News For Those Using Generators During Load Shedding
09 Jan 2023 by Tayla / No Comments
Mitigating the effects of load shedding aside, a new problem has arisen; the grating noise that someone’s generator produces.
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