Wednesday, July 16, 2025

The Dumbest Ways To Die

Death isn’t a laughing matter. Truly. At least, up until the point that someone decides to bring their show to a close in spectacularly simple fashion.

Man Fakes Mom’s Obituary To Get Off Work

Bosses can be real dicks sometimes, refusing to give you the time off you need to attend your kid’s prize-giving at school, or when you just need some “personal time” to recover from that mid-week hangover. A man from the US has just hatched a great plan – by sending his local newspaper an obituary of his still-living in mother, you know, to prove to work that he was entitled to the time off.