Thursday Morning Spice
Kevin Pietersen for Proteas? SA’s hijacking spike. Putin takes on fidget spinners. Krejcir escape plot. Thrones creators’ new series. J-Law vomits at show. Ben Affleck’s new love. Elon scraps Mars plans.
Please Enjoy Kevin Pietersen Dancing With His Shirt Off In A Swimming Pool In Dubai [Video]
It looks like international retirement, whether willingly or not, is treating old KP pretty well. Tough times in Dubai mate.
Pietersen Mocks Bodi On Twitter – Calls Him Names
Kevin Pietersen loves a good rant on Twitter, although this time we’ll allow it given that Gulam Bodi is a match-fixing cheat.
Kevin Pietersen Throws His Toys Out Of The Cot Again
It looks like KP had his feathers ruffled after being denied entry into an airline lounge, using Twitter to try and drum up support.
Wednesday Morning Spice
Outcast Kevin Pietersen Signs For Durban. The power of Black Twitter. Stikeez satanic? Venus took on Serena. Another Ashley Madison suicide. Taylor Swift’s secret sex pic. Biggest organized crime groups in the world.
Thursday Morning Spice
Art world in shock. Pietersen out of IPL. New SA road rules. Nestlé baby food shortage. Burundi president cannot return after coup attempt. Good news for ‘Fight Club’ fans.
Wednesday Morning Spice
Elon Musk is worried. Pietersen lashes out at England. North Korean killed for sleeping. Kerry meets Putin. Kanye mocks Bush. 5 dead in massive US train wreck. Man jailed for wedgie. Inside LA’s famous VIP sex club.
Hang On – It Looks Like Kevin Pietersen Is Coming To Play Cricket In South Africa
I do not want to be in this guys shoes when he walks onto a South African cricket field for the first time. Are we going to welcome him home with open arms?
“Bunch Of Useless C*nts” – Kevin Pietersen Destroyed By Leaked 2013 – 2014 ECB Tour Report [Full Report Here]
Ah, Kevin Pietersen, things are looking a bit awkward for you. With a new book on the shelves, the timing of these allegations could have been better for him. For us, it’s perfect.
Michael Vaughan’s Views On The Kevin Pietersen Saga And Book
Ex-England cricketer Michael Vaughan has an overwhelming feeling of sadness for the entire Kevin Pietersen sacking and management of the situation.
Poor Little Booboo – Kevin Pietersen Opens Up About Locker Room Bullying
I think it’s safe to say that Kevin Pietersen is not South Africa’s favourite sportsman. Will you be reading his all-telling book?
Kevin Pietersen Opens Up: “14 Years Ago, I Was An Off-Spinner From Pietermaritzburg”
Kevin Pietersen discusses his choice to play cricket in England, being dropped from the national side, and his future, in a new column on the Daily Telegraph.
This Is Why Pietersen’s England Career Ended
No naughty photos. No new text message scandal. Just a breakdown in trust, starting with Pietersen’s dismissal as captain five years ago. That’s what former England cricket captain Andrew Strauss believes, anyway.
Wednesday Morning Spice
Pietersen will never play for England again. Chili Peppers admit they faked performance. Bill Gates steps down. German mag pokes fun at Shumacher. Amazing Spanish cocaine haul. Superbowl sex ring bust. Leo and Jonah in new film. Ireland Baldwin butt selfie..
Is This Cricket’s Most Awkward Handshake Of 2013? [VIDEO]
This handshake between England’s Kevin Pietersen and Joe Root went down in a recent Ashes test in Australia. Played in slow motion, it may well be the most difficult sequence of play to have besmirched a cricket field in 2013. Yuck, man. [Thanks, Ross!]
Thursday Morning Spice
Libyan Prime Minister kidnapped. Kevin Pietersen angry about ‘foreign players’ statement. Mandla Mandela brandishes firearm. Cell C having a go at MTN and Vodacom. Drugs found on Greenpeace ship. No Jenner pre-nup.
Kevin Pietersen Did A Number 1 With Stuart Broad On The Oval Cricket Pitch
England ratcheted up their third Ashes title in a row this weekend. Naturally, the chaps were in a fine mood to celebrate, and they did just that. At around 23h30, the players decided to move their celebrations on to the field.
Kevin Pietersen’s Text Messages: Would You Want To Know What He Said?
2oceansvibe’s bi-weekly sports columnist, Sean Wilson, has this week found himself wondering what kind of a team player KP really is, and if “textgate” was just a convenient way for the England and Wales Cricket Board to end their relationship with him.
Kevin Pietersen Retires From All International Limited Overs Cricket
Just four months before England has to defend their World T20 title in Sri Lanka, Kevin Pietersen has announced that he is retiring from all international limited overs cricket with immediate effect.
Separated At Birth: Kevin Pietersen And Chip Douglas
This past weekend I suffered the doppelganger effect. It’s that moment of television watching when, just as the sofa threatens to ingest your lumpy physique, your whole body surges forward violently, propelled by sudden realisation. Kevin Pietersen met the Cable Guy in my mind’s eye.
Another Candid KP Tweet
I love Twitter. You know why? Because some sportsmen and women speak their minds instead of regurgitating cliche’s from the “Sportsmen and Women’s Book of Hackneyed Ways to Respond to Interviews”. KP once referred to the ECB as a bunch of muppets in a tweet. Now he is having a go at the Adelaide groundsmen ahead of Friday’s second Ashes test.
KEVIN PIETERSEN STAYING AT HIS PARENTS’ PLACE THIS WEEKEND
You can take the boy out of Maritzburg… Since suffering a monumental loss of form for his adopted, beloved, esteemed, most highly regarded homeland, England, Kevin “KP” Pietersen has made a rather quiet return to KwaZulu-Natal – the land from whence he first spawned. That’s understandable, I hear you say. Sometimes all you need to […]
ANOTHER WORD FOR TWITTER IS “KARMA”
The legendary fail-whale When you happen to be an Australian Olympic gold medalist swimmer sponsored by an elite care brand, it’s probably not a good idea to talk trash on Twitter. If you’re a naturalised English sportsman that’s suffered a run of poor form in recent times and have since been cut from the national […]
CAPE TOWN’S MABU VINYL HAS A GO AT KEVIN PIETERSEN
If there weren’t enough reasons for you to love Mabu Vinyl (2oceansvibe’s vinyl store of choice), this may well be what you’re looking for. Spotted in their window over the last week: Spotted in Mabu Vinyl’s shop window.. Enjoy the “Dickhead” sign above the book You simply CANNOT put a price on that kind of […]