Monday, January 13, 2025

Wednesday Morning Spice

‘Cancer-killing pill’ now being tested on humans, Roger Waters is ‘ruining’ Dark Side of the Moon, Durban civic groups begin rates boycott, and Lizzo is sued for sexual harassment.

Wednesday Morning Spice

Panayiotou mistress’ damning phone evidence. Terror attack in Brussels. How Zuma caused recession. Job opening at 2ov. Dashcam video of shooting. Wayde wins 100m. Kim K blackface. Daniel Day Lewis retires.

“A Thief, A Fool, And A Zulu Man Who Was Incapable Of Managing The Affairs Of His Kraal”

The “Secure in Comfort” report by the Public Protector is over 400 pages of devastating findings, that will in most likelihood be used as loo paper by the government. The ANC refuses to see it at all. Even if the results end up being benign, as journalist Richard Poplank puts it, Zuma “will be forever remembered as a thief, a fool, and a Zulu man who was incapable of managing the affairs of his kraal.”

Public Protector Raid Must Have Happened By Magic

The offices of the public protector were raided out of the blue yesterday by a Police Crime Intelligence Unit. Coincidently, the public protector also very recently released a report linking National Commissioner General Bheki Cele to a dodgy R500 million property deal. Bheki Cele’s office, however, claims to not know about it and promises to take “urgent steps”. Go on, give us another one then!