WATCH: Don’t Steal Police Cars If You Can’t Drive [Local Video]

It’s not a great idea to nick a police car at the best of times but this young man has not done well. I foresee an unfortunate ending to this joy ride.
WATCH: Cops And Robbers – SA Police High-Speed Chase [Video]

Isn’t it nice to know that now and again the SAPS plays out of their boots and nabs some baddies in action. Check out this video of a high-speed car chase through the streets of Jozi.
This Guy Found A Body In 2 Days After The Police Couldn’t (8 Years Later)

If this doesn’t make you want to re-read all your Nancy Drew and The Hardy Boys books then you didn’t have a very fun childhood.
Marli Might Never Be Able To Give Details On The Stellenbosch Attack

There is little public news about what’s progressing at the Van Breda house, the location of the gruesome axe murders last month, and daughter Marli has yet to speak…
You Actually Won’t Believe How The Police Ballsed This One Up – Tokai Mall Robbery Update

What do you do when you know you’re about to get robbed? Ring the police and wait for them to arrive. And wait. And wait.
SA Cop Suspended As Footage Shows Him Eating Banana While Man Is Killed In Front Of Him [Video]

So this actually happened in the Western Cape. It makes me so sad that society has regressed to this point. Also, bananas are probably going to be banned in the SAPS.
This Is How That Mall Fist Fight Started

After what happened, these two men should be made to go on a picnic together and play board games and do calming origami. Then they should hug it out.
SA Cops Robbed And Locked In Their Own Police Van [Video]

The SAPS played a game of cops and robbers yesterday, but they got a bit confused and ended up as the people getting robbed, with the public playing the role of saviours.
You Simply Cannot Comprehend The Current 2014 Road Death Figures

We all know that South Africa’s roads are not the safest of places to be. With taxi’s skipping red lights and making up their own road rules, to your brother drunk-driving home, we need to be extra vigilant.
Hilarious: Bheki Cele To Approach Constitutional Court Over Media

Bheki Cele – don’t we just love him in the news… Follow the next of his antics as he heads to the constitutional court, and keeps the papers full of humour and hilarity.
Brilliant New California Law – Every Smartphone MUST Have A ‘Kill Switch’

Our smartphone’s are like our third hand, or our extra brain, or in some cases our best friends. That feeling when we lose them is horrific. The thought of someone else having access to our private lives is even worse…
Remember The Headless Body They Found In Durban? They’ve Found The Head

The head of the prostitute, found murdered last week, has been found. CSI KwaZulu-Natal should start airing soon.
Matric Dance Gang Raped And Filmed On Video

Talk about having your youth stolen from you. Someone’s matric dance didn’t go quite as planned, which is really, really sad. It should be a GOOD night.
Fake Ostrich Farmer: Britain’s Most Wanted Man Arrested – In South Africa!

We complain A LOT about our police force, so we thought it would only be fair to point out when they do a great job as well. This arrest, in co-operation with international law enforcement agencies, is one such story!
Everything You Want To Know About SA’s Massive R3 Billion Drug Bust [Images]

All the details as the case unfolds and forensic experts from around the country begin the hunt for a way to identify the kingpins of this international drug ring…
This SA Police Facebook Page Is Quite Something

The SAPS don’t have the best reputation around the country and this is in no small way thanks to the particularly high profile police brutality cases that have been so widely publicised. Sadly, this Facebook page for Mowbray police station does little to rectify the damage… the sentiments of shoot-to-kill, ask questions later are infused in many of their posts.
Thursday Morning Spice

Cop shoots people and kills himself at Cape Town International. Apple and Beats – it’s official. Cops bust transporting poacher. Former Chiefs player and TV host dies. Man United owner dies. Pings not from MH370. Eugene De Kock might be released. Tiger is out.
BREAKING: Hijackers Caught In The Act In Cape Town [Video]

A group of men took on some hijackers in the streets of Cape Town after chasing them down in a high-speed pursuit.
South African Rapper, Khuli Chana Is Pressing Charges After Being Shot By SAPS [PIC]

Multi-award winning rapper, Khuli Chana, became a victim of police violence early this morning, when SAPS fired multiple shots at his driver window. Chana was on his way to meet a DJ at the New Road Caltex garage for a gig in Pretoria when he was shot at from an unmarked police vehicle.
Independent Police Unit Is Investigating 168 Cases Of Cops Accused Of Rape

The Independent Police Investigative Directorate’s acting executive director, Koekie Mbeki, said her directorate was investigating 168 cases in which SAPS cops were accused of rape. She went on to say that the figure was “substantially higher” than the 40 rape cases reported in the preceding financial year – you don’t say.
Helen Zille Compares Police Poo Response To Monty Python

Helen Zille has accused the police of being useless ,while protesters throwing poo blocked the N2 near Cape Town International Airport. Zille blames Police Minister Nathi Mthethwa and national commissioner General Riah Phiyega, saying that they are poor leaders.
Just Guess How Many Cops Have Criminal Records

An audit conducted before January 2010 had found that an alarming number of police officers have a criminal record. The results were read out by SAPS acting deputy national commissioner for human resource development Nkrumah Mazibuko and to MP’s disbelief.
An Average Of 1 Policeman Per Day Is Arrested For Crime In South Africa

A report published by the Mail & Guardian indicates that an average of one policeman per day is arrested for crime in South Africa. The arrests, made between September 2010 and April this year, have apparently spurred police management to start cleaning up “the system.”
US Actor Danny Glover Shouts “Amandla” As He Leads Popcru Rally In Johannesburg

Danny Glover participated in the Police and Prisons Civil Rights Union (Popcru) rally in Johannesburg on Thursday. Glover said in his speech that he supported the workers demanding an increase in salary from the South African Police Service.
MARIKANA REVENGE: Whistleblowers’ Names Exposed, As SA Police Website Gets Hacked By Anonymous

Wow – not great. ‘Anonymous’ has hacked the SA Police’s website in a revenge attack for the killings at Marikana. telephone numbers, email addresses and identity numbers of over 15,700 people have been exposed. Yoh! According to ENCA: Hundreds of whistle blowers have had their private details exposed after the SAPS (South African Police Service) […]
Wednesday Morning Spice

Business Day to retrench 200 staff. Local police commander bust selling guns to criminals. Guess who will play Batman next? Photos of Halle Berry’s ex (post beating) revealed. A fizzy drink a day proven to increase cancer risk. Caviar vending machines…
New Report Sheds Detail On Cape Town’s Crime Stats

In the first ever ‘shadow’ report, the provincial MEC, Dan Plato, has given more detail to Cape Town’s crime statistics, using information gathered from police reports and mortuaries. The biggest shock? A lot of 18 – 35 year-old Capetonians are getting stabbed, making up the majority of murder victims.
SA’s 2012 Crime Statistics Overview, Things Are Looking Up

Yesterday, the SAPS released the latest Crime Statistics Overview and, although it might not always seem like it, crime is on a steady downward trend.
BREAKING: Shootout Between Police And Robbers In Woodstock

Four men were arrested following an attempted robbery, shootout and accident in Woodstock this morning.
Police Commissioner: SAPS Should Not Be Sorry Over Lonmin Shooting

The images of Thursday’s Lonmin shooting are still fresh in the minds of people all around the world. While some Lonmin employees are returning to work for fear of losing their jobs, some face the difficult task of accepting reality in the aftermath of the shooting, including the SAPS.