ASS GOOD ASS IT GETS
Ass-flavoured foods and ass themed products and services have really taken off over the past year. We have thoroughly enjoyed documenting the rise of this incredible vibe, which is looking more and more like something established, rather than the initial fad we thought it was.
Take Toilet Duck, for example – I mean how long did it take them to work this one out? It’s so obvious, given the nature of the product!
Toilet Duck “Active Ass” – available at Pick ‘n Pay
Hindsight is a wonderful thing. I mean, even if ass-themed products hadn’t come along, it’s amazing no-one thought of this one before.
Now a lot of guys went through that phase, as students, of lighting their rear-end emissions – usually resulting in flames coming out from their nought. You know, like this.
Now while we prefer not to expose such tacky content on 2oceansvibe, it looks like the practice has become quite mainstream!
Ass Lighters – all the rage..
One wonders how these lighters differ from normal lighters?
And then of course the ass food flavour continues to spread – and this time it’s in the Claremont Engen – over the road from Cubana (God help us all).
Mmm, Ass Muffins…. you know they’re good!
[thanks ali, peter, matt]
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5 Comments
michael
27 May 2010
“hindsight”
i like it
Kevin
27 May 2010
The ASS joke has now run its course
katypea
27 May 2010
Laughed out loud until people all around the office started staring! Active ass is potentially the funniest thing I’ve read this season. Nice.
Snick
27 May 2010
i hate to spoil the fun but that “ass” is short for ‘assorted’………..i hope
katypea
28 May 2010
@snick: Dude. Are you being serious? No, seriously? Of course it bloody stands for assorted. That’s why it’s hilarious and vaguely ironic…oh, never mind.
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