Oh Boris, how you must think back to a simpler time and wonder where it all went wrong.
A time when only the odd cyclist would flip you the bird, a time when you could shoulder charge a ten-year-old (HERE) and everyone would chortle and say ‘well, that’s just Boris’, a time when at least 48% of Britain didn’t blame you for your part in Brexit.
That time has come and gone, because in a quintessentially British way the public have told him to bugger off.
Here he is leaving his house on Friday, shortly after being stabbed in the back by his allies (HERE), with one man in particular taking a rather hard line of questioning.
They do say the smartest rats are the ones that abandon a sinking ship first, so maybe Boris has exited the mess that is set to be the race for prime minister just in time.
[source:gawker]
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