Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson’s Congratulations Message To Biden Was A Disaster
11 Nov 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
Whoever was put in charge of creating Boris Johnson’s congratulatory message to Joe Biden is not very popular at Downing Street right now.
Idiot’s Guide To England’s New Three-Tier ‘Traffic Light’ Lockdown System
13 Oct 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
The English government has decided to simplify its approach to lockdown with a three-tier system, not unlike South Africa’s alert levels.
New ‘Spitting Image’ Puppets Are Awesome: Zuckerberg, Thunberg, Trump, Piers, Meghan, Harry And More [Video]
02 Oct 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
The satirical puppet show, ‘Spitting Image’, is back to take the mickey out of some of our most famous celebrities, politicians, and others. No one is safe.
UK’s ‘Air Force One’ Gets R19 Million Paint Job – This Is The Result [Video]
26 Jun 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
Boris Johnson was clearly tired of looking at the boring old RAF Voyager that carted him around, and approved a pricey makeover.
Range Rover Rear-Ends Boris Johnson’s Jag [Video]
18 Jun 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
Boris Johnson was leaving the Palace of Westminster amidst protests when the vehicle he was travelling in collided with a Range Rover.
Monday Morning Spice
15 Jun 2020 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Boris Johnson slams ‘racist thuggery’. UK quarantine raves. Edgars on auction. South Africans stranded in Germany. Egyptian statues and broken noses.
Boris Johnson Explains The New UK Sex Rules
11 Jun 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
The UK is lifting its ‘sex ban’ under strict conditions, so that lonely Britons can get frisky again provided they’re careful.
Dominic Cummings Is NOT Trending On Twitter Because, Well, His Name Is Porn
28 May 2020 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
If you have even a passing interest in British politics, you’ll know that Dominic Cummings has had a rough week. Deservedly so, because he’s an absolute prat.
Trevor Noah On UK’s Alert System And The White House Coronavirus Outbreak [Videos]
12 May 2020 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Trevor takes a look at bungling Boris, and how the White House is dealing with a number of coronavirus cases in its midst.
Comedian’s Impression Of Boris Johnson Gets Rave Reviews [Video]
12 May 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
Matt Lucas, of ‘Little Britain’ fame, responded to Boris Johnson’s confusing lockdown speech with a parody that quickly went viral.
Tuesday Morning Spice
07 Apr 2020 by Kiernan / No Comments
Boris in intensive care. SA death toll rises. Theories behind COVID-19 outbreak origins. SA healthcare workers’ lives on the line. Footballer’s sex party backfires. Duffy’s kidnapping revealed.
Dumb And Dumber – Trump And Boris Don’t Seem To Understand The Coronavirus [Videos]
04 Mar 2020 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Whilst most people understand vaccines and how viruses spread and other basics, two world leaders can’t quite get a handle on things.
Brit Awards Winner Raps On Stage About Meghan Markle And Racist Boris Johnson [Video]
19 Feb 2020 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
British rapper Dave had a great night at the 2020 Brit Awards, winning album of the year and ruffling some feathers with his live performance.
Brexit Making British Racists Very Confident – As Per This Sign
03 Feb 2020 by Carrie / No Comments
The tears had barely dried following the EU’s ‘goodbye Britain’ speech, before British racists were fixing signs to doors in apartment blocks.
Ouch! Hugh Grant Quietly Takes Down Boris Johnson, Following Publicity Stunt [Videos]
12 Dec 2019 by Carrie / No Comments
Hugh Grant wasn’t about to let Boris Johnson get away with that truly bizarre ‘Love Actually’ parody.
Crazy Deepfake Video Of Boris Johnson Endorsing His Opponent
14 Nov 2019 by Carrie / No Comments
Two deepfake videos have been doing the rounds, highlighting the dangerous potential of ill-used technology in politics.
Boris Johnson Has No Idea How To Use A Mop [Video]
11 Nov 2019 by Carrie / No Comments
Boris Johnson took a break from the Brexit drama to try and mop up a bit of floodwater, and it didn’t go very well.
Brexit Is So Painful That Sky Has Launched A New Brexit-Free News Channel
17 Oct 2019 by Carrie / No Comments
People are so over Brexit that a third of them are avoiding the news entirely, prompting Sky News to start a Brexit-free pop-up channel.
Woman’s Superb Boris Johnson Chirp Goes Viral [Video]
08 Oct 2019 by Carrie / No Comments
When it comes to Boris Johnson, this lady has a very firm opinion about where he fits into the world order.
Thursday Morning Spice
03 Oct 2019 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Domingo resigns. Cape Town city’s war on taxis. Jooste high court blow. Cyril’s new land laws. Beyoncé’s dad has breast cancer. Springbok homeless assault probe. R Kelly going nowhere. Boris reveals Brexit plan.
Fighter Pilot Dangles From Power Lines, Following Eject From F-16 Crash [Photo]
20 Sep 2019 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Fighter pilots need nerves of steel and laser quick reactions. With things happening so quickly, you have to give any F-16 pilot credit for just having the wherewithal to eject from the aircraft before it explodes into a fireball.
Monday Morning Spice
16 Sep 2019 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
BoJo The Hulk. Felicity Huffman jailed. NY vape ban. Why millionaires love SA. Royals scrambling over Epstein. Trump invited to NK.
A Brief, Staggering History Of Boris Johnson’s Lies
06 Sep 2019 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
You’ll be hardpressed to find a British Prime Minister with a more disastrous beginning to their reign than Boris Johnson, and his past lies are already coming back to haunt him.
Boris Johnson’s Latest Attempt At Good PR Involves A New Puppy
02 Sep 2019 by Carrie / No Comments
Boris Johnson and his partner, Carrie Symonds, have adopted a 15-week-old puppy who’ll live with them at 10 Downing Street.
Fantastic New Entry To The ‘Politicians Failing Miserably At Sports’ Collection [Videos]
02 Aug 2019 by Kiernan / No Comments
The latest entry to the illustrious club is New South Wales minister for sport, John Sidoti, who clearly needs to brush up on his football skills.
Lunchtime Viewing: John Oliver’s Brutal Takedown Of Boris Johnson [Video]
29 Jul 2019 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
John Oliver and ‘Last Week Tonight’ returned with a bang, focusing on how Boris Johnson has succeeded – “not despite his bumbling persona, but often because of it”.
Friday Morning Spice
26 Jul 2019 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Epstein and Victoria’s Secret. Apple & Microsoft drop $1 billion each. Zulu king gets R66m. Stolen Batchelor phone latest. Diddy and his son’s ex. US federal death penalty back.
Let’s See The Queen Meeting New UK Prime Minister, Boris Johnson [Videos]
25 Jul 2019 by Carrie / No Comments
Boris Johnson is officially the UK’s new Prime Minister, which necessitates a meeting with the Queen and saying a few words about the “doomsters and gloomsters” out there.
The Most Cringeworthy Moment From Boris Johnson’s Victory Speech Yesterday [Videos]
24 Jul 2019 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Yesterday, Boris triumphed over Jeremy Hunt to secure his spot as the UK’s next Prime Minister. During his victory speech, he was in fine form.
Monday Morning Spice
22 Jul 2019 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Boris’ road to power. Elvis biopic actor announced. High seas Iran/UK audio. Lion King soars. Jamie Oliver’s R435m loss. Manny wins at 40.
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