Answers to our questions
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You probably caught the article below about the Merc licking the Golf's balls? Well, we've managed to get some answers.

Like a dog, the Merc sniffs the Golf from behind

Due to 2oceansvibe's incredibly sexual cult-like following, it wasn't long before one of our readers, who happened to know the woman who drives (drove) the Golf, managed to get this hilarious email in response to his probing email:

More evidence of why you should go out jolling on a Friday night instead of staying home with a hot water bottle and behaving...
Parked my car on Friday after work. Get woken at 2am... drunk chick flying up OVD has lost control of her car and smashed into mine with such colossal force that it was pushed up onto the bonnet of the Merc SUV behind. Unlucky for her, the cops were around, so she got arrested and chucked in the Sea Point cells for a good couple of hours. I tried to get the cops to add "crimes against fashion" to the charge sheet but to no avail. They're SO unreasonable!

If I had just gone out...

Amazing!

I'll tell you something EVEN MORE amazing, is another reader get even MORE info from the same chick!

Long story... basically drunk chick crashed into me when I was parked on
OVD at 2am on Saturday morning. She works at the [censored] store so I tried
to get the cops to also arrest her for crime against fashion, but to no
avail. Little green baby is a write off! And my bumper sticker
collection... Gone Forever.

Shame! Imagine your car was parked with a gear lock on and it gets written off! Fuck that's crazy!

thanks charlie
Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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