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The Fastest Man On Two Feet And Two Hands [VIDEO]
19 Nov 2012 by Harry Haddon / No Comments
Kenichi Ito is the fastest man on all fours. Ito is a 30-year-old Japanese athlete known to many as “Monkey Man,” and he has just set a new world record for a four-limbed sprint: 100 meters in 17,47 seconds.
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German Delegation to Britain Greeted By Villagers In Nazi Uniforms
14 Jun 2012 by Harry Haddon / No Comments
The idea of not mentioning the war was lost on a bunch of Poms in Haworth, a small village near Bradford in West Yorkshire, who were seen wearing Nazi SS costumes as a delegation of German visitors arrived on a visit to their British twin town.
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“Dead” Boy Wakes Up, Asks For Water At His Own Funeral
07 Jun 2012 by Simon Gerber / 3 Comments
I think it’s time to start scouting out high ground and keeping a shotgun close by. The signs of the Zombie Apocalypse are drawing ever closer, friends. First we had the Miami Cannibal, and now we have the dead waking up in South America. Ready yourselves, it’s coming.
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Russian Millionaire Taunts Passersby With Paper Money Planes [PIC]
31 May 2012 by Matt McDonald / 1 Comment
Russia’s Mark Zuckerberg, 27-year-old internet entrepeneur Pavel Durov, created a mini street riot in St. Petersburg recently when he and the vice-president of his popular Facebook-alike social networking site VKontakte were snapped throwing paper planes made out of 5000 ruble notes into the street below their head office. Picture of this cruel foolery, after the jump.
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Move Over Bioplus: Chinese Students Cram For Exams With IV Drips Attached [PICS]
08 May 2012 by Matt McDonald / No Comments
China is abuzz at the moment with pictures allegedly uploaded by a student at a high school in Hubei Province where learners are given amino acids on IV drips to help them study, while they study!. The photos were uploaded to one of China’s many Twitter-like micro-blogging sites, and we’ve got a full gallery, and the official explanation, after the jump!
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Jessica Leandra Stripped Of FHM Title After Racist Tweets
04 May 2012 by Steyn du Toit / 16 Comments
Fury broke out across social networks today after FHM model Jessica Leandra dropped the K-bomb on a “gentleman” in a shop last night. In an attempt to explain where “her anger boiled from”, she updated her blog, also saying she is “apologetic”. FHM, however, has since publicly distanced themselves from her. Read the full statement by editor, Brendan Cooper, after the jump.
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Leandra Latest: Jessica Takes To Her Website To Apologise
04 May 2012 by Matt McDonald / 13 Comments
With her name trending on Twitter, and most of the major news outlets having picked up the story, Jessica Leandra is having a pretty crap Friday thus far. Last night she tweeted a little bigotry that she may regret for a lot longer than it took her to respond to the backlash on her website. Her full apology, after the jump, but is it enough?
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Local Boys Gang-Rape Girl, Make Cellphone Video
18 Apr 2012 by Simon Gerber / 9 Comments
This is absolutely disgusting, and I’m not quite sure how I feel about the whole thing. It happened though. A group of boys in Soweto, aged between 14 and 20, kidnapped a 17 year-old girl, and then proceeded to gang rape her. The details get a little more shocking than that.
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SA Man Seeks “Midget” On Gumtree To Exact Revenge On Ex
02 Mar 2012 by Matt McDonald / 3 Comments
Hell hath no fury like some idiot on Gumtree scorned it seems, because this ad was posted a few days ago on the site by a jilted boyfriend seeking a little person to exact revenge on the heartless harpy who broke his heart. No, really.
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Pretoria Man Too Large For Burial
07 Feb 2012 by Matt McDonald / No Comments
Just in time to save our flagging New Years resolutions to get in shape, here is some February oomph courtesy of an unfortunate Pretoria man who was so obese at time of death, that it might not be possible to bury him.
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Video Of Runway Acrobatics At Düsseldorf Airport Goes Viral [VIDEO]
25 Jan 2012 by Matt McDonald / No Comments
Here’s some frightening footage that’s spent the month going viral on the interwebs. Pilots will tell you that the most statistically dangerous time during a flight is during take-off or landing, and now you can see why. Watch some goosebump inducing plane landings after the jump.
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8-Year Old Aussie Metal Head Goes Viral On Youtube, Number One On iTunes [VIDEO]
23 Jan 2012 by Matt McDonald / No Comments
This is little Juliet. She’s eight years old, and she and her mummy recently posted a video to Youtube where she sings about her pet dog Robert, whom she loves, and her stinky fish tank. All set to thrash metal. Odd doesn’t quite cover it, but who can argue with 12 million hits on YouTube. Take a look.
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Smoking Can Make Your Nipples Fall Off
07 Dec 2011 by Simon Gerber / 1 Comment
Here’s a warning to everyone that is thinking about getting a breast lift. Don’t smoke. A new column by Dr Anthony Youn tells us that truly horrible things happen to your breasts if you smoke before or after breast augmentation.
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Fox News Anchor: “Pepper Spray Is Essentially A Food Product” [VIDEO]
24 Nov 2011 by Matt McDonald / No Comments
A few nights ago on the Bill O’Reilly Show on Fox News, anchor Megyn Kelly claimed that pepper spray was a “food product”, essentially. If an online petition has its way, she may literally be forced to eat her words.
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The Zimbabwean, The Hooker And The Ass
26 Oct 2011 by Matt McDonald / 1 Comment
What began as a harmless night of casual paid-for sex turned into a magical mystery adventure that has landed a Zimbabwean man in court charged with bestiality.
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Think TV Has Hit Rock Bottom? Just Wait…
09 Sep 2011 by Matt McDonald / No Comments
The NBC network in the States has greenlit a pilot for a series about a straight woman and her gay female best friend who are “navigating life and love in Los Angeles” called… wait for it… ‘My Best Friend Is A Lesbo’.
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Knockoff Popstars – Made In Japan
04 Jul 2011 by Joey Cameron / No Comments
If you take a little stroll down to your local market, you can pick up anything from a pair of Mikes (fake Nikes) to a pair of Maddibas (fake Adidas) to the best real fake Rolex you’ve ever seen. It’s now only a matter of time before you can pick up a new secretary, wife or girlfriend as well.
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Meet The Mother Of The Year Who Smoked 3500 Cigarettes During Pregnancy
01 Jun 2011 by Steyn du Toit / 7 Comments
The Mother Of The Year title so far for 2011 has to go to this young lass from the UK. She just gave birth to a premature and underweight baby, who also endured carbon monoxide levels SIX TIMES higher than the level considered safe for a baby before birth. Why? Because mum smoked 3 500 cigarettes during pregnancy. Read her priceless reasoning behind it inside.
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No Picture You’ve Seen Today Is As Awesome As This One
09 Feb 2011 by Steyn du Toit / 1 Comment
You’ve seen crowd surfing, now check out crowd rolling. There isn’t much more to say about this picture. It was taken at a music festival and I personally think it symbolises the term “Rock ‘n Roll”.
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England Celebrate Ashes Win With Sprinkler Dance [VIDEO]
30 Dec 2010 by silverstreak / No Comments
That headline is not misleading in any way. After inventing the game, and then being beaten at it by almost every one of your former colonies, the English regained a small measure of cricketing pride by spanking the Australian cricket team at the MCG. It took all of fifteen minutes to squander their new found dignity.
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News24, Is This Entirely Necessary?
09 Dec 2010 by silverstreak / 1 Comment
The face of news is changing on a daily basis. It really has to. For as long as people have communicated, the basic premise of news has been one person asking another, “Tell me something new and interesting.” One person’s “new and interesting” may not be another’s news. News24 is very aware of this fact.
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