The Inside Centre received these a few days ago and forwarded them to me. We’re not certain exactly when they were taken. Not that it’ll make a difference as to whether or not I frolic in the ocean in front of Simonstown!

Very mellow

Standard stuff

One bite… that’s all he wants

That thing will fuck you up. No matter which way you look at it – you’re fucked!

Ja, hit him on the nose. That’s all you got to do. Just bop him one on the shnowzer and he’ll leave you alone.

Good luck with that.

Can you imagine… “Oh my God, a shark!”

“Hit him on the nose!”

“BANG!”

*GAPS* arm gone…

Well done.

UPDATE

Just out of interest, these shots were taken a few years ago, but are genuine.