Why is this sign in my life?

You shouldn’t be wearing them in the first place
Unless you work in a kitchen?
Do you work in a kitchen?
I see..

At least they know they’re dangerous to use on escalators. It will only be in a few decades time (when children are born to lifetime Crocs users) that we will realise the full impact of these ghastly creations.

Like the brain radiation damage caused by cellphones – we don’t fully know the effects, as time needs to take it’s toll for us to guage the full impact.

It’s the same with Crocs shoes, except slightly worse.

[thanks toolz]