Part-time homophobe and full-time joke, 50 Cent (or Curtis James Jackson to his grandmother) has refused to apologise for an apparent anti-gay rant on his Twitter page.

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   50cent If you a man and your over 25 and you don’t eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol 30 Sep 2010 from ÜberTwitter

He immediately tried to pass his comments off as a joke, tweeting “Some how they turned a simple joke about oral sex into a anti gay statement”. Which may have rung true if he didn’t already have a history of homophobic statements, like this gem in Playboy magazine:

“I don’t like gay people around me, because I’m not comfortable with what their thoughts are… I’d rather hang out with a straight dude. But women who like women, that’s cool.”

You’ll notice that Fiddy’s Twitter page is covered in guns, because he’s hard like that. He was shot 9 times, you know. Of course you do. His publicists have made sure everyone does. You are nothing these days without a history of gang-related violence. I, myself, was once chased down down Long Street by a bergie brandishing a beer bottle. A fact not lost on the 2oceansvibe publicists who are feverishly working it into my official biography as we speak.

Incidentally, 50 percent of 50 Cent’s (I am absolutely positive that there’s a joke in there somewhere) tweets over the last 24 hours contain the word “lol”, which, as we all know, is interweb-speak for “I am struggling to get past puberty”.

[Source: Metro]*

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