Friday, March 28, 2025

Randall Abrahams Sobs

South African media's most ubiquitous judge and man-about-town, Randall Abrahams has been filmed with what appears to be clear liquid seeping from his eye sockets during shooting for SA's Got Talent.

The episode, filmed yesterday and to be broadcast on SABC2 at 19h30 this coming Thursday evening, may be the first documented case of nuanced. human-like emotion.

Thinus Ferreira reports that Abrahams “has a complete emotional breakdown when Niyaaz Arendse (14) from Cape Town performs.”

Apparently Randall Abrahams’ most recent software release makes provision for complex and subtle expression. Empathy is expected to be released as an optional update later in the year.