This doesn’t happen very often, but it is happening today. We need you to help Craig find his beloved parrot. Check out the missing flier.

Craig says:

He flew out the front door yesterday, and shit dude, I just gotta find him. My lady is not taking it too well cause he’s basically family. He’s super narcissistic, and a borderline psychopath, but remarkably friendly. Unfortunately however, he is not very street smart 🙁

Alright people. You know what to do. If you see an African Grey parrot enjoying a cold one at Buzz Cafe, and he responds to your entreaties of “dirkie dirk”, then give Craig a shout.

Go, Cape Town!