You’ve seen those orange Guido’s in Jersey Shore with names like The Situation, Snooki, JWoww, and Sweetheart. Now get ready for the UK version with the same custard-coloured, massive and ripped, carbon-copy cast but with UK accents. In this series they’ll do exactly what their American counterparts are doing with their existence: NOTHING. Meet them in this video below, and hear them actually say things like:

• “I will never kiss anyone without a six-pack”.
• “I’m fit, I’m flirty, and I’ve got double X!”
• “My biggest fear is getting wrinkles”
• “The hardest job I’ve ever had was to fix my own hair.”

To read more about where/what Geordie actually is, have a read here. The show starts on the 24th of May.