Gingers Turned Away From Sperm Banks

19 Sep 2011 by Jasmine Stone in Featured, Health, Very Cool, World

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Would-be ginger sperm donators are being turned away from genetically-picky sperm banks in droves. It’s practically an orange tide of rejection.

Citing “minimal” demand for the love seed of ginger-crowned males, the world’s largest sperm bank, Cryos, has been turning fanta-pantsed donor applicants away at the front door.

Enjoy this gem of information:

There are too many redheads in relation to demand,” he [Cryos’ CEO, Mr Schou] told told Danish newspaper Ekstrabladet. “I do not think you chose a redhead, unless the partner – for example, the sterile male – has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads. And that’s perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case.”

Mr Schou said the only reliable demand for sperm from redheaded donors from Ireland, where he said it sold “like hot cakes”.

Nature is following a similar line of subtle messaging to gingers.

Also, gingers don’t feel pain. How do you trust something that doesn’t feel pain? #JustSaying.

[Source : Telegraph]

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