Friday, March 28, 2025

Good Heavens! Kim Kardashian Exposes Her (Very Shiny) Butt On The Cover Of Paper Magazine [Image] #ifyoucare

Kim Kardashian is known for being a Kardashian, naming her child after a direction, having great hair (yes, it's true), marrying Kanye, and... why, her ass, of course.

I have a sad fascination with this family. I think it comes down to the fact that I can almost compare them all to my cray-cray family (who I love and adore most of the time) and it makes me feel a bit better. Also, it is a bit of lighthearted relief after Carte Blanche.

Anyway, there is absolutely nothing light about this shiny little bum of Kim’s:

 

Our dear Kim posed for the cover of Paper magazine, and used at least a gallon of baby oil to achieve the desired result

“For our winter issue, we gave ourselves one assignment: Break The Internet. There is no other person that we can think of who is up to the task than one Kim Kardashian West. A pop culture fascination able to generate headlines just by leaving her house, Kim is what makes the web tick.”

They have done a good job – this image is sure to sell.

Check out The Daily Beast