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April 21, 2016

Introducing The ‘Dildo Drone’ – Now You’ve Officially Seen Everything [Video]

The old saying goes 'when pigs can fly', but the flying dildo might be taking the cake in the 'oddest things you'll read today' category.

This looks like a pretty good piss-take on just how infatuated we are becoming with drones, right?

Pop the headphones in before you click play on that video above, it does start with some moans that might make for an awkward glance or two in your direction.

Here’s Mashable:

The product comes from the makers of the dildo selfie stick — another fake product that desperately needs to exist.

Inventors and investors everywhere: dildo drones are the sex toy of the future. Please get together, make this product, and allow everyone’s aerial wiener dreams to come true.

Dildo Drone promises that you can “drink this beer and eat this burger” while pleasuring yourself.

Is there anything better than hands-free masturbation?

I dunno hey, I prefer my sex toys a touch more practical. It turns out I’m not alone in that, South Africans showing their taste for the finest sex toys and accessories in large numbers.

Flying drone dildos – yeah, think I’ll pass.

[source:mashable]