Yesterday, we wrote about how Donald Trump’s current lawyer, the once respected Rudy Giuliani, had been nailed on Twitter after accidentally inserting a link into a tweet criticising Robert Mueller.
It was a gaffe that somebody smart pounced on, and the world had a chuckle. Moving on, right?
Nah, wrong, because instead of being able to admit that he had made a blunder, Rudy donned his conspiratorial hat and accused Twitter of bias against Team Trump.
Look at this imbecile go:
If that’s flying over your head, somebody bought the accidentally created g-20.in address and linked it to a landing page calling Donnie a traitor.
No, I’m not explaining why Rudy is being an idiot, because if you can’t figure it out I’m not sure you deserve to be on the internet.
Also, how about this gem from a few days ago?
Look, everyone has an older family member who types Facebook messages to friends in their own status bar and things like that, but here’s some extra spice via Gizmodo:
His consulting firm, Giuliani Partners, has a nominally cyber-focused subsidiary that does little actual technical work, and the man himself briefly served as (reportedly hapless) cybersecurity adviser to the White House. Once he even told reporters he had toured a rural New Hampshire hospital where a woman rumored to be his mistress worked to learn about its cybersecurity program.
The guy who doesn’t know how URLs work was the White House cybersecurity adviser. That tells you everything you need to know.
Moving on to Eric Trump, who was probably slightly more loved growing up than Donald Jr., but only slightly.
A fine gene pool, though:
Eric decided that it was time to attack George Conway, husband to Counselor to the President and scarecrow Kellyanne Conway, for being disloyal to his wife by criticising Trump.
Here’s that tweet:
Well, you can guess what went down in the replies:
She ain’t the only one.
Finally, moving on to Don Jr., romance expert and current holder of the world record for ‘son trying the hardest to gain his father’s approval’.
Here’s his Instagram account with a post from two days ago:
I’m sure you can guess what’s up top, but we’ll get in closer:
Yes, it’s a slimmed down Donald Trump decoration. I guess a realistically-sized decoration would have caused the tree to buckle.
Finally, there’s the giant orange buffoon himself, America’s 45th president. Now we could pick any one of a number of tweets, but how’s this one?
Ignoring the typo, isn’t it wild how he’s gone from ‘Mexico will pay for the wall’ to ‘US taxpayers will pay for the wall’ to ‘the wall will pay for itself’?
Robert Mueller is circling, Trump’s former inner circle is singing, and those left are completely shitting themselves.
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