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Tweet About Queen’s Funeral Formation Prompts Hilarious Replies
21 Sep 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
We made it through the 10-day mourning period following the passing of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, capped off by a funeral beamed into homes around the world.
Predictable Reaction After Request To Name Uranus Probe
13 Sep 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
Earlier this year, a panel of experts from the US National Academies recommended a mission to the ice giant.
Voetsek! South Africans Tell Meghan Markle To Get Stuffed
29 Aug 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
The fact that Meghan Markle called the residence she stayed in a “housing unit” seems to have rubbed a lot of South Africans the wrong way.
What We Know About Elon Musk’s Secretive ‘X.com’ Website
12 Aug 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
After he flogged nearly eight million Tesla shares worth $6,9 billion before the very real possibility of being forced to purchase Twitter, Musk cryptically mentioned a desire to launch his own site.
Taylor Swift Is Getting Roasted For Her Private Jet Usage
02 Aug 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
Taylor Swift has been dubbed the “biggest celebrity CO2 polluter” by sustainable digital marketing agency Yard. Naturally, social media users have jokes.
High-Flying Celebs (Inc. Kylie Jenner) Must Really Hate This Twitter Account
20 Jul 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
A Twitter account that tracks the ridiculously short journeys of the rich and famous has called out the likes of Kylie Jenner for contributing to the climate crisis.
Here’s That Hilarious British Bin-Swimming Video Doing The Rounds
20 Jul 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
England is notorious for its cloudy, cold weather, so when the country is made to endure the hottest day ever (in excess of 40 degrees Celsius), weird things are bound to happen.
Woolies’ R100 Rotisserie Chicken Gets Punished On Social Media
15 Jul 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The product description starts with “Go for convenience” which is basically Woolies-speak for “you’re paying over the odds”, to be fair.
Twitter Is Using These Elon Musk Tweets Against Him
14 Jul 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Lawyers for Twitter allege Musk treated the signed agreement as an “elaborate joke” and cited multiple tweets from the billionaire as evidence.
Here’s Donald Trump Calling Elon Musk A ‘Bullshit Artist’ [Video]
11 Jul 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
Donald Trump didn’t waste an opportunity to get a few digs in at Elon Musk’s expense during a rally in Anchorage, Alaska on Saturday night.
Haim’s Dance Routine Has Launched A Thousand Memes [Videos]
01 Jun 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
The Los Angeles music trio performed at the Boston Calling music festival in Massachusetts and shared their quirky ‘I Know Alone’ dance number centerstage.
Should Elon Musk Be Making Penis Jokes?
23 May 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
In the wake of allegations that he exposed himself to a flight attendant and offered to buy her a horse in exchange for erotic massages, Musk has cracked a few wiener jokes.
That Time Elon Musk Allegedly Exposed Himself To A Flight Attendant And Offered A Horse In Exchange
20 May 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
A bombshell report dropped last night, alleging that SpaceX paid a flight attendant $250 000 in 2018 to settle a sexual misconduct claim against Musk.
Can Twitter Stop Elon Musk’s Hostile Takeover?
19 Apr 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Twitter has pulled a “poison pill” manoeuvre to make it both harder and more expensive for Musk to acquire the company, but the battle is far from over.
Elon Musk Launches Twitter “Hostile Takeover” Bid
14 Apr 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Musk has made an offer to buy 100% of Twitter Inc., saying the company has “extraordinary potential”.
Of Course Ricky Gervais Took The Piss Out Of The Oscars Slap
30 Mar 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Ricky Gervais has hosted the Golden Globes on five separate occasions. If he hosted the Oscars, a joke about alopecia would be considered mild.
The Viral Optical Illusion That Has Divided The Internet
24 Mar 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
Across social media, people are bickering about which creature they see in the viral optical illusion.
Follow These Social Media Accounts To Make Your Life More Enjoyable
16 Mar 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Social media can be a very bleak landscape. Follow a few of these accounts and sprinkle some happiness into your feeds.
How To Answer The Strange ‘More Doors Or Wheels In The World’ Question
14 Mar 2022 by Tayla / No Comments
Ryan Nixon sparked the terribly silly internet debate with a simple Twitter poll which then took on a life of its own.
Even Overseas Media Is Taking The Piss Out Of Fikile Mbalula
09 Mar 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
That’s Fikile showing how wide the gap is between what he’s been tasked with during his time in government and what he’s achieved.
City Of Tshwane’s Twitter Account Went On A Rampage Yesterday
15 Feb 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
In the City of Tshwane, as well as Joburg, it appears that a line is being drawn in the sand when it comes to not paying your bills.
Best Tweets From The Hilarious ‘Prof Tim Hoakes’ Spoof Twitter Account
11 Jan 2022 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
You’ve heard about Tim Noakes (Banting and all that), but have you heard about Tim Hoakes?
Texas Governor Gets Dragged For Ridiculous South Africa Tweet
29 Nov 2021 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
Texas governor Greg Abbott loves to stoke fear regarding immigration, but he’s clearly missed the mark when it comes to his tweet about South Africa.
Did You Notice Rassie’s Thinly-Veiled Swipe At The Ozzie Coach? [Video]
26 Nov 2021 by Kiernan / No Comments
Rassie Erasmus is now serving a lengthy ban from matchday activities. That doesn’t mean he can’t get a few drinks and thinly-veiled messages in.
People Are Unimpressed With This Video From City Of Joburg’s Twitter Account
19 Nov 2021 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
The City of Joburg’s Twitter account has become synonymous with wisecracks and finding the humour in any situation, although a video tweeted yesterday has been met with a very mixed reaction.
Elon And Bezos Are Really, Genuinely Embarrassing Themselves On Twitter
09 Nov 2021 by Jasmine Stone / No Comments
It’s pretty remarkable that the world’s two richest humans see fit to tweet the sort of things that the average dad would get stick over.
Meghan Markle’s Twitter Haters Have Been Revealed
28 Oct 2021 by Tayla / No Comments
According to a new report, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have been the victims of “a coordinated hate and misinformation campaign”.
🚩 Let’s Chat About The ‘Red Flag’ Twitter Trend 🚩
15 Oct 2021 by Tayla / No Comments
The latest viral internet meme on the platform is making excessive use of the red flag emoji to point out examples of warning-sign-worthy behaviour or statements.
The Billionaire Beef Continues: Musk Just Tweeted This Superb Dig At Bezos
12 Oct 2021 by Tayla / No Comments
The classic ego-butting beef is still very much alive and thriving between two of the world’s richest men, and of course, that means there’s another snarky tweet.
A Twitter War Has Been Sparked By Hellmann’s Telling Folks To Put Mayo In Their Coffee
11 Oct 2021 by Tayla / No Comments
Hellmann’s Mayonnaise tweeted that folks should put mayo in their coffee. Since then, Twitter has gone ballistic, with one user saying that the tweet is “pure violence”.
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