Hollywood relationships are more unpredictable than a nuclear accelerator.

Unlike a nuclear accelerator, though, they continue to launch even if the odds don’t look good.

There’s something hopeful about that.

These relationships also create jobs. More specifically, they create jobs for the people who write for the tabloids, and the latest pairing should keep a lot of writers busy for some months to come.

Following his rather messy divorce from Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt is putting himself out there again. By the look of things, his new love interest is Charlize Theron, fresh off her break-up with Sean Penn, who supposedly introduced them to each other.

Here’s Fox News:

Spies claim the couple got cozy last weekend after Pitt, 55, hosted a screening of “If Beale Street Could Talk” and Theron, 43, was a guest of honor at a “Roma” event at Los Angeles’ Chateau Marmont.

“Brad came over to Chateau afterwards, changed his outfit and joined Charlize in a corner of the bar,” an insider claimed. “She was on a vodka cocktail while he stuck to mineral water. They were ridiculously touchy-feely and his arm was around her back. At one point he winked at her.”

You know what they say: winking leads to hand-holding, hand-holding leads to dancing, and dancing leads to sex, so it’s just a matter of time.

Actually, nobody says that. Also…spies? WTF kind of operation is Fox News running?

Anyway, back to the gossip you came here for.

If in fact Charlize and Brad (Bradlize? Charad?) are becoming an item, it could be controversial. The Daily Mail with why:

According to a 2017 report from RadarOnline, Theron and Brad’s estranged wife Angelina Jolie have been ‘feuding for years’ over film roles and can’t stand each other.

The site claimed at the time that Jolie was ‘stalling on committing to a Bride Of Frankenstein remake’ just to irk the blonde beauty.

There’s some bad blood, then. At the same time the editors at the Daily Mail and Radar Online would sell their own mothers for a bit of celebrity drama, so who knows.

If the two are an item, and it looks like that may very well be the case, then we can only hope that Charlize teaches Brad a bit of Afrikaans.

May they go forth and prosper.

[sources:foxnews&dailymail]