For a second, I was sure this story would be about Prince Phillip, but he’s 97.
During yesterday’s D-Day 75th anniversary commemoration in Portsmouth, which Donald warmed up for by calling Bette Midler a “washed up psycho”, the Trumps met with war veterans.
No word on whether Donald was asked about his bone spurs, how he managed to weasel out of doing any military service, and that time he compared trying to avoid sexually transmitted diseases on the dating scene to “my personal Vietnam”.
It was the cheek of 93-year-old Thomas Cuthbert that grabbed headlines, though, as he quipped that if he “was 20 years younger”…
Kind of tough to tell someone that age to rein it in:
Yes, and if only you were far richer, Thomas.
Melania’s already married one much older man for his money. Why stop now?
This from the Standard:
After Wednesday’s reception, which was attended by the Queen and the Prince of Wales, Mr Cuthbert, from Elmstead Market, Essex, said Mr Trump “came across very well”.
He added: “He surprised me, when you see someone on the TV but he seemed different, he seemed one of the boys. His wife was very pleasant as well.”
We gathered you were a fan, Thomas.
[source:standard]
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