It’s Tuesday.

That means you started the day with 20% of the workweek in the rearview mirror.

Not doing it for you? OK, you’re only two days away from Phuza Thursday, although don’t overdo it and end up in the canals by the CTICC.

Still not doing it for you? Look, if the fact that Café Caprice is running their Two-For-One Burger Special today doesn’t help, then you really are on your own.

Every Tuesday, from lunchtime through until the kitchen closes, you’re getting two for the price of one.

Look at that patty:

I’m not one to judge, so if you’re keen to eat both yourself, then go right ahead.

Maybe you want to get in a stroll around Lion’s Head first, or walk the contour paths in the hopes of spotting a caracal, to really work up an appetite.

Alternatively, I find two or three drinks pre-meal also does the trick, with the Royal Burger an absolute winner.

You can look through the menu here.

Now that the stomach is lined, you may as well hang around for sundowners, right?