Despite not being banned like her slap-happy hubby, it has not yet been confirmed whether Jada Pinkett Smith or any of her lovers will be attending the Oscars.
Harry is spent, Motorola Razr is back, Justin Bieber cancels tour, Gin crafted from invasive Hyacinth, Iranian schoolgirls being poisoned, China converting jets into Kamikaze drones, Whiskey fungus shuts down Jack Daniels building plans, New travel pass at SA Airports, and Hoedspruit get heat lightning.
Despite humanity’s best half-hearted attempts at mitigating global warming, it appears as if we are “not on track to meet the 1.5° Celsius Paris Agreement goal.”
Researchers at the aptly named Unconventional Computing Laboratory (UCL) at the University of the West of England in Bristol have now begun experimenting with ‘living computers’ in the form of ‘fungal computers’.
After watching this you might reconsider the health benefits of swimming around like an early-bird buffet.
Ramaphosa still dithering while Rome burns, Unemployment rate eases a fraction, Oscars ‘Slap Crises Team’ is a joke, Ghislaine Maxwell appeals conviction, Choccies for breakfast, Ukraine gets a Banksy stamp to annoy Putin, Missing Brazilian’s remains found in shark, and a deadly train derailment in Greece.
Gordon reiterated that he could not rely on “rumour, suspicion or even what a certain publication calls intelligence. There’s a distinction between that and evidence.” Yes genius, but evidence comes from investigating suspicions, rumours, and intelligence. One would swear that the ministerial Netflix account never streams procedural cop shows. This is first season CSI stuff, man.
Roald Dahl has always been a controversial figure and has been accused of racism, misogyny and antisemitism, something his family has apologised for in the past.
Sizemore has been in critical condition since he collapsed at his home earlier this month, and with this news, the doctors have confirmed the family’s worst fears.
The mob boss was reportedly said to be a model prisoner who had used his job on an upper-floor library to study the schedules of guards who patrolled the facility and timed his escape accordingly.
One of India’s most loved ritual elephants, Ramachandran, has killed 13 people in its 59 years.
Putin honours Steven Seagal, Harry cashes in on his trauma, $500 Million of Unsold Yeezys to go up in flames, Siya Kolisi story to air, hectic petrol increase this week, Ramaphosa still has no backbone, Nokia gets a new logo, Spotify has a secret function for that earworm, and US sherrif goes nuclear on Neo-Nazi’s.
Presidents. Are they all just a bit loopy, or are there really elves running around the Mexican forest?
The world’s most bankable Scientologist used the opportunity to thank his fellow producers for allowing him to live the life he has had, with special shoutout to Mzansi.
Equipped with pressure sensors and actuators, the device is said to be able to mimic a real kiss by replicating the pressure, movement and temperature of a user’s lips.
Whether you are a gnarly surfer or just someone who has a passion for the ocean, the event is sure to be a brilliant way to say goodbye to summer.
The ‘do as we say, not as we do’ mantra is growing stale, even as lawmakers in the US are pushing for laws that will make child labour even easier.
Hogwarts rakes in the money, Protea’s did us proud, Eskom corruption takes a ministerial turn, US embassy issues prepper warning to citizens, Dilbert gets dumped, SA SWAT team in top 10 and Cape Town E-Prix a roaring success.
We would like to take this opportunity to thank all those involved in hollowing out our institutions, for their impressive and continued corruption of the state, unwillingness to do the right thing, and insistence on following the road signs that say ‘Evil/Stupid This Way’. Special mention to President Ramaphosa for his sterling efforts at keeping the country on a downward trajectory. Where’s Will Smith with a p@#$ klap when you need him?
Now, the Taiwanese government has flighted the idea of offering holidaymakers cash rewards to come and have some R&R.
The cave is named after Mother Shipton, a local witch and prophetess who was born nearby in 1488. She became known as ‘Yorkshire’s Nostradamus, and whenever she spoke, people seemed to have taken note.
If you are one of the lucky 15 000 people to have gotten your hands on tickets for the Cape Town E-prix, Saturday is going to be a day you won’t soon forget.
Part-time vampire and honorary pirate, Keith Richards hinted at new music earlier this year in a Twitter post, and it seems he was spot on.
Let’s hope she is not condemned or discriminated against for her family’s colonisation of America. After all, holding her personally responsible for the actions of her family 400 years ago seems a bit unfair, doesn’t it?
Calib Cassim has been appointed interim CEO of Eskom.
New LOTR films in the works, China wants peace between Russia and Ukraine, Tattooed ‘gang’ cat rescued from prison, ANC calls De Ruyter ‘right wing’, Venice canals run dry, Harvey Weinstein gets sentenced for rape, Missing German tourist’s ID found, ‘Sensitivity readers’ to edit Roald Dhal children books, Cyclone Freddy danger to SA coastline, and England player gets stuck on cableway during load shedding.
De Ruyter jumps Eskom ship amidst political meddling, International hockey coming to Cape Town, SAA gets another R1bn, Clinton Aide with Epstein ties found dead, Wild species saved from ‘food list’, Liam Neeson and the uncomfortable interview, and the Oscars absurd plan to avoid another onstage slap.
“We were asked to dream big on this project. To create something unique and iconic for Dubai—and when I look at it now, I’m amazed by the audacity of the whole undertaking.”
It is possible to retain your humanity and still not want a vagrant to build a shack in your kid’s playground, isn’t it?
‘What a beautiful babe, come here and hug me.’ Then he started squeezing my buttocks. Ahh, royalty.