I have to give it to Antoine Banks of Louisville Kentucky. He really thought out of the box and came up with the ideal hiding place for his stash ‘o crack: the foreskin of his penis.
Nothing much needs to be said in addition to the title of this post. Before I first saw this video on the Telegraph’s trusty website, I too had seen the link. I did my best to ignore it, but the urge to push my right index finger down proved too strong. What does that say about me? [VIDEO]
So, you currently live the holiday here in South Africa. But what happens if you’d like to go and live it in France like Seth does for a month once a year? Well, now you can! With the FREE iTunes Google Translate app. Basically this is what Google refers to as “a small glimpse at the future of search.”
I’m not sure what is more awesome – the fact that someone made this watch or the fact that you can actually buy it. Ek soek een. If you don’t know what is special about a 4:20 watch, it basically means you have to click through to the rest of this piece.
We bring you this week’s installment of Sex In The Mother City! This week our protagonist, Kira, gets a visit from a suitor from Johannesburg, who looks like he’ll be playing a bigger part in Kira’s life on his return. Young and naive Tarah learns the hard way that Facebook is a blessing, and a curse…Sex In […]
Well that seems reasonable. Harvard graduate Yifan Zhang has started up the Gym Pact program, which offers participants free or reduced rates for gym memberships, provided they stick to pre-arranged workout plans; skipping sessions leads to higher rates, with the thought that this would motivate cheap gym-goers.
Here’s a picture of composite images of women’s faces from different countries and ethnicities, all apparently representing the “average” female.
If you live or work in Cape Town’s City Bowl, or have any intention of venturing this side at some point, you’ll want to take cognizance of this here table contraption detailing the appallingly long list of road closures for today. Look, it’ll be inconvenient. Let’s all just brace together and hold out for the chance to see Vuyo from Morning Live.
So according to the ever pessimistic Russians, we’re all gonna die in the year 2036. See, this 900-foot-long asteroid, epically named ‘99942 Apophis’, is apparently headed towards our measly little planet. NASA doesn’t agree, but don’t you worry, even if things go pear, they’ve got a plan.
Look, no company is without it’s awkward infant stages, but TopTV is starting to abuse that privilege. When they launched last year no one answered the phone at their call centre. Then all their customers received an unscrambled TV signal – even the ones who didn’t pay their subscriptions. The latest balls-up involves people paying for TopTV who aren’t even subscribed to the broadcaster.
Today is an important day because it’s the day our President gives his state of the nation address. It should be an interesting one and I heard there may even be autographed heaven cards for sale afterwards. It’s therefore important to highlight some issues our Jozi brethren currently face and ask whether they are getting a fair deal.
You’ve seen crowd surfing, now check out crowd rolling. There isn’t much more to say about this picture. It was taken at a music festival and I personally think it symbolises the term “Rock ‘n Roll”.
Huh. Well, alright. UK church officials have given the holy thumbs up to ‘Confession: A Roman Catholic App,’ which walks users through sacrament, having them admit their wrongdoings – and keep track of their sins. Please keep your comments until the end of the lecture, though, because this baby costs $1.99
The title pretty much explains the story. But to clarify; Jose Luis Ochoa, 35, was a keen cockfighter (let’s keep the “That’s what she said.” jokes to a minimum) and liked nothing more than to watch his beloved cock kick and peck other men’s cocks to death.
It didn’t work the first time, after Jude was caught spooning with his kids’ nanny, but after a few years Sienna forgave his indiscretions and decided to give their relationship another try. Now they have officially split. Again. Devastating news.
Local blog site, Mahala (often referred to as the anti-2oceansvibe) has published an interview with 2oceansvibe founder and owner, Seth Rotherham – discussing all things vibe related – from the news site to the radio station. We thought you might find it interesting. The comments section seems to be getting particularly feisty. Not predicable at […]
Where were you when you first saw the epic that is Jurassic Park? How old were you? Well if you’re like me you’ll be fired up to hear that Spielberg is bringing a new series to us this year. And yes, those prehistoric beasts known as the dinosaurs will feature. Wicked.
To say it was an honour to have world-renowned pop artist, Imogen Heap in the studio for an interview on the morning of her first gig in Cape Town, would be an understatement. Imogen was a fantastic guest; intelligent, insightful, and quirky. 2oceansvibe Radio were the official media partners for Imogen’s Cape leg of her […]
In a bizarre story a young woman has died hours after undergoing a cosmetic procedure to enhance her bums appearance. This is the first time the procedure has come to my attention but apparently bumplants are nothing new in the world of very very good looking (Zoolander voice) people.
John W. Philips, a 54 year old man from what can only be America, has been arrested and convicted of having sex with a 13 year old girl, whom he met and “married” in an online game.
Well this is pretty awesome. Researchers at OkCupid waded through 776 million matches of questions and answers between would-be-couples, and matched those against relationships success rates – and come up with some bizarre, awesome data. Apparently beer drinkers put out more.
I’m sure that when Muzzammil “Mo” Hassan started his cable channel “Bridges TV” he had only the best of intentions. In fact the entire channel was geared towards countering Muslim stereotypes. But then he cut his wife’s head off.
Seems like $65 million and a soundtrack supplied by U2 doesn’t buy you good reviews. Although the show only opens on the 15th of March, most major critics have weighed in on the long awaited Spider-Man musical, and basically it’s complete crap.
A valiant effort was made late last Wednesday by two daring would-be Mexican immigrants. The two, suited up in full wetsuits, made an assault on Imperial Beach, just a few kilometres south of San Diego with the aid of dive scooters. Until a US Customs and Border Protection helicopter crew spotted them.
It was always going to be sad day when we said goodbye to SJP and the girls, well for some people anyway, but the good news is (and again for some) is that Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively will be playing the young Carrie in Summer And The City.
In a great example of irony, two McDonald’s executives have decided to throw the concept of fast food on its head and launch a chain of healthy restaurants. However, more ironic is the name that has been given to the chain: Lyfe. You are not going to believe this.
That special day is around the corner and we all want to be unique when it comes to telling our partners we love them. And even though teddy bears with hearts for stomachs were last cool in 1996, at least it won’t ruin your girlfriend’s day like this gesture. Hint: Trying to attach a banner to a bridge across a freeway is a stupid idea.
If you haven’t heard of the Good Work Gig then you’re in for a treat. The GWG will be hosted by the Grand Cafe on Camps Bay beach, and is in aid of The Good Work Foundation. Keeping in spirit with its name, the Good Work Foundation is a charity dedicated to helping the young […]
An attempted smash-and-grab at a Northampton jeweler was prevented when a red coated woman started walloping the six armed gang members with her handbag. The would-be-thieves attempted to escape on their scooters, but fell over. And got hit with a handbag again. I’ve seen this movie before.
You may have heard of Groundhog Day and if you saw my article last week then you will also know that because Punxsutawney Phil didn’t see his shadow this year, Spring will come early to the US.
But Groundhog day is also a movie where Bill Murray finds himself perpetually waking up on the same Groundhog Day morning, over and over again.