Pray First. Ok, and then what? [thanks lotte]
We mentioned on Wednesday that it would be 35 degrees on Thursday (yesterday). It was. It started with lunch at Caprice, and then it moved onto the beach. And then it came back again. It was a whirlwind. Like a whirlwind romance, but with no romance – just booze and bodies and extravagance and extreme […]
Jeremy Clarkson is in the dwang, as Labour MP, Chris Mole has called for the BBC to sack the popular Top Gear presenter, following some remarks he made on his show. Jezza Clarkson – generally doesn’t care a toss And wait till you find out what he said.. This, from wheels24: BBC asked […]
You might have read the stories in the press surrounding the crash of Johann Rupert’s Ferrari F50, at the hands of his son, 22 year old Anton Rupert Jnr. We didn’t publish anything here as we didn’t feel their scandalous tone warranted a mention. What we will publish, however, is Johann Rupert’s response, […]
This is the new Maserati and it has a stunning two digit CA numberplate. For those of you who don’t know, short CA numberplates are INFINITELY cooler than ANY WP numberplate – a single digit WP numberplate PALES in comparison to even a double digit CA numberplate. Do not be confused. I would FAR rather […]
Capetonians’ favourite pastime of driving absolutely motherless will come under strain this weekend as word is getting out about this weekend’s road block “blits” that will be hitting a blurry road near you. Apparently this season’s road block activity will be the most hard-core ever performed. Ever. In the Milky Way. This is not […]
While our local flying squad rate themselves in their GTi’s and Beemers, and our police chief, Jackie Selebi, cruises around in a Hummer , I think the Italian Police have taken the cake. They have just taken delivery of a brand new Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4. No Spice! Imagine this puppy in your rearview mirror […]
Peter G sent this in, with the following message: Seth Thought you might enjoy this. For all your Home Loan, Photographic and Table Tennis requirements. Cheers, Peter G Beautiful. In these hectique economical times, diversification is the answer!
Nash of BangerAndNash fame sent this in, with the subject “Seth… is that you?” SETH WP – not mine Umm, no. Whilst I am flattered that you thought of me, I can confidently tell you that that is not my vehicle, nor is it my number plate. But while we’re here, I would urge […]
It is quite fitting that this picture of Cape Town mayor, Helen Zille’s car, is sent in on the day it gets announced that she has been voted the number one mayor in ON EARTH. CA 1, reserved for the mayor, on a Toyota Prius Helen Zille seems to be rolling with a hybrid. […]
As seen on the Inside Seth section of this site, my parents have continued scanning and emailing pics of me as a child. Hopefully you’ll be able to work out how it all turned into 2oceansvibe. A penchant for fine automobiles began at an early age. Now, I know what you’re thinking, and […]
I spotted this motor vehicle on the way to Rocking The Daisies. Initially I got very excited, as I thought that perhaps the Bee Gees were playing a surprise set at the festival. Oh my God! That’s not BARRY, is it? I peered into the driver’s window as we overtook the car. Alas, […]
Strength in numbers.. SAVE OUR JOBS!! SAVE OUR JOBS!! Yes, I thought you might enjoy that. It’s obviously not a real pic of the employees blockading the offices. It’s just a joke. If it was real you’d see them flying their learjets into the Lehman buildings, a la Osama. It is interesting to […]
You simply MUST read over Jeremy Clarkson’s Wikipedia page. He certainly has had a colourful life – before, and during his Top Geardays. Clarkie Including: Born in Doncaster to teacher Shirley Gabrielle Ward and travelling salesman Edward Grenville “Eddie” Clarkson, his parents ran a business selling tea cosies. They put the young […]
As a regular reader, Neil Q knew the importance of sending in this photo of CA 4.  CA 4, comes just after CA 3  Howzit Seth Saw this in the parking lot at work. Too Slow. Neil Q  Nice. Not bad at all. But I do see your point. You’re being naughty […]
Sunday breakfast at Caprice presented us with a front page article with full-size pic, featuring the handicap parking zone in front of the Camps Bay eatery of choice. It seems ANC national executive, Tony Yengeni, had been caught brazenly parking in the handicap zone; whilst unashamedly dining not 10 metres away. Why punish yourself? […]
Harders sent in this pic of The Hoff’s Audi R8 with davidhasselhoff.com splashed all over it. David Hasselhoff’s new K.I.T.T I love it – on so many levels. Firstly, it wasn’t that long ago that I had an Audi R8 at my disposal. And secondly, you might remember The Hoff sent a message […]
I popped into Future Exotics again this morning to have another look at that 2008 Rolls Royce Phantom I mentioned the other day. I just wanted to get a better grasp of what the car was packing – the “bells and whistles” as it were. I just need to know what one would get, SHOULD […]
Today felt like the kind of Friday that everyone would be playing along with the aforementioned and agreed upon Cape Town Friday Rule. I was so confident of the feeling I had, that I woke up and went for the CLASSIC “secret cloud technique.” You know the one: when you have a joint BEFORE you […]
I was once again amused the other night when we went to Chris Rock. The Lawyer and G-Man went with me to the event in my car and attended the VIP after party held at the same venue (Grand West) afterwards. As with most of these VIP after parties, booze was on tap and it […]
A local company has decided, for one reason or another, to lend me a brand new Audi R8 for a while. The guy called me on Friday and asked if I would mind. I’m usually hesitant to take up these kind of offers, as you don’t know what they want from you in return. But, […]
You’ve heard about the South African Chief of Police, Jackie Selebi’s Hummer. You wondered if the rumours were true and what the car looked like. It couldn’t be true, you thought. It’s too over the top. I doubt you ever imagined it would be THIS over the top. Note POLICE branding on the side, as […]